Robin: Bloody Murder Shire(s)

Man of smuggler-exploit intercept maybe is Robin Hood (reincarnated) for a Western expression of things of capitalism's blood/eye.

A folklore translations/modernism goosebumps yarn for your Summer Monday, 

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"Friends, you maybe find difficulty in belief that the great Merry-Men captain of old-England, Robin Hood (archer/thief/vigilante/folk-hero) had been reincarnated as Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian North American 'blood diamonds' smugglers exploits road(s) interceptor-man when he found himself challenged by a hockey-mask wearing anarchist-girl who called herself Bloody-Murder ('BM') when Halloween social media season fast approached in the American Homeland (Facebook-like)."

BLOODY MURDER: I'd like to execute you on your merry road pre-Xmas, prince.

SATAN (Amlan): Hey, I had a dream you were chasing me through a grass-maze.

BLOODY MURDER: Selfie-like?

SATAN: Well, I was Robin Hood (or someone); and you had your hockey-mask.

BLOODY MURDER: Gallant of you to confer with me here/now (email).

SATAN: Jesus, is this still the dream, Bloody Murder (Selfie-like)?

"Friends, Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian highwayman and reincarnated English Merry-Man) found himself now in an American Homeland hostel-station (Inn-Express) watching Sunday football-TV in the hotel-lounge while emailing/'debating' with his newfound rival/challenger, Bloody Murder (nameless hockey-mask wearing anarchist and lady insisting his crusade was not simply theft and had to invoke images of violence and life-loss). Mr. Satan had to wonder who Bloody Murder would be compared to...if he was Robin Hood (somehow) at the Inn Express on this given Sunday on Earth (wow)."

SATAN: I made his crayon 'thing' for ya, Bloody Murder!

BLOODY MURDER: Comic stuff (fair for fare?).

SATAN: Well, this work of my roads drew your image for phantoms in the mind.

BLOODY MURDER: I like your little anti-government storyboard uniformed avatar.

SATAN: He's from patriot/terrorism comics genre stuff...I made it this Sunday.

BLOODY MURDER: You're at the Inn Express (East Coast), prince?

SATAN: Hell, how'd you guess that, Bloody Murder (hmmm)?

BLOODY MURDER: Maybe I know some folks on your coastal road-stretch, prince.

SATAN: Will this crayon-avatar afford me pardon from your bloody wrath?

BLOODY MURDER: Hey, I'm just your Devil's Advocate...Robin Hood needs test.

SATAN: That's dark (Selfie-like).

"Friends Mr. Satan made himself a nice Inn-Express table-dish of beans (curried!) and rice for his Sunday football TV-lounge sit-down and forgot about his duty to debate with Bloody Murder and began to plan-out his next 'examination' of blood diamonds motions for insurance-integrity in North America (American Homeland) and wondered if Robin Hood (himself?) would find Earth-realm field goals for such a game-challenge of insurance-magnetism for capitalism's (modern?) underworld arms (Selfie-like)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)