Red-Field: Sticks & Birds/Cage

Fantastic sports UFO abduction theater for confidential diplomacy-challenge makes for a complex theory of Martian/Earthling pronunciation for field hockey (and a human coach/guardian).

Alien field hockey for your Summer Tuesday. Thanks so much for reading (Happy Xmas-in-July), 

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"Friends, I had choreographed a great Western intercontinental multi-gender field hockey showcase stage for globalism-rhetoric for my 21st-Century age of Selfie-lifestyle 'linked' activity jars of superstitions/optimism when I was abducted by an invader-UFO; I wasn't alone, however, as a number of my athletes of Earth were taken with me to a Red-Planet (Mars) underground field unknown (damn). We (all) thought we'd never return to our Blue-Planet of social media for sportsmanship windows of sanity/news (wow)."

MARTIAN MONARCH: Welcome to my dominion, athletes (and coach).

ME: My athletes, males/females, are humbled in disastrous fright here on Mars!

MARTIAN MONARCH: Coach, you've 3-months of prep for a special sports-show.

ME: You'd like me to orchestrate a 'game-theater' between humans and aliens!

MARTIAN MONARCH: This is simple light-bow diplomacy for secret-contact news.

ME: So, we're to offer Red-Planet field hockey 'sauce' and make confidential art?

MARTIAN MONARCH: You'll return to your Blue-Planet as Mars-games philosophers.

ME: That's rich for an arm of wonder, monarch...I dare not refuse, as guardian!

MARTIAN MONARCH: Good...Selfie-like.

"Friends, this Martian field-hockey 'theater' of heat-challenge was all Heaven/Hell; for it demanded I marshal all my skills and 'IQ' for things of human fitness and dash-intuition to make a weighted curved-sticks and rolling-ball runners-strikers 'sauce' for things of secret/confidential diplomacy for some future-Earthling journal and record (or lyric!) of things...dark and competitive and simply jellyfish (damn)."

MARTIAN MONARCH: Seems after 1-month of Mars-field of games, you've tuned!

ME: Well, monarch...we've tied you Martian 'rollers' in a best-of-30 (series), ok.

MARTIAN MONARCH: If I was God, I'd make 'wage' you were a chess-player (past).

ME: Hey, maybe I was Bobby Fischer in my past-life, monarch (Facebook-like).

MARTIAN MONARCH: Remember, guardian/coach...this 'jury' was secret for arts.

ME: I understand the simplified 'jar' for Earthling Selfie-image, monarch (damn).

MARTIAN MONARCH: Good (Facebook-like).

"Friends, the calculator-eyeing aliens of the mystery-rich Red Planet returned us (all!) safely to Earth post-activity of field hockey wonders; and I gifted the Martian monarch a special crayon stick-figure humanoid doodle-duo pairing of Earthling circus artist figures for a diplomacy (secret/confidential!) for what made this sportsmanship-window(s) 'art' an infinite thing of 'cute'...English (for the gods)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)