Irish/Lion: Vampire {Part 1}

Sports chemistry 'scholar-man' finds weird tie between football and blood-immortals for an Earthling adventure of 'spun' thorax proportion (trilogy, first-part).

Vampire 'immersion' trilogy (1st-part), with cool reference to a '92 ("Snow-Bowl") college-athletics (football) TV-jewel between the Fighting-Irish of Notre Dame and the Nittany-Lions of Penn State. Happy Summer, all 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian fan of ice-hockey and college-football in the American Homeland and resident of Boston-town, had found a strange journal entry in a local library about a theory/hunch about super athletes taking performance-enhancing substances for athletics finding a strange blood-ingestion immortality 'consciousness' mutating them into cannibals and/or vampires (hmmm). He didn't know what to think really but had decided to adapt this 'micro-discovery' of hypothesis into a curiosity-mosaic about a very-special modern Earthling/American TV-commentary culture sports-fitness image of a 1992 'Snow-Bowl' college-football theater show between great rivals in coaching, Notre Dame Irish coach Lou Holtz and Penn-State Lions coach Joe Paterno...for mortal thoughts creativity. Follow along, friends, in this transformation-adventure of the spirit (of darkness/storytelling).

FANZINE INTERVIEW (Vampire-Mythos): Funny surname, Mister Amlan (ha).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, there's an ice-hockey man by same (Miroslav Satan).
INTERVIEW: So from whence did you arrive at this cleats-bloody hypothesis word?
SATAN: Library, journal-entry, scribbles, from collections of vampire-mythos IQ.
INTERVIEW: Weird...right here in New England, Satan (Facebook-like)?
SATAN: Weird stuff, for deed, friend; and I tied it to an Irish-Lion contest-image.
INTERVIEW: Steroids for football-performance pressures-culture hyperbole, Satan?
SATAN: Good reading for Earthling superstitions-jars, for funnies/darkness (no?).
INTERVIEW: All this Earthling 'dominion' work for sports-schools rivalry fantasy?
SATAN: Imagine an Irish-Lion contest/rivalry fantasy-fiction for blood-immortals!
INTERVIEW: Are you a vampire (Facebook-like)?
SATAN: Funny thing...I had dream-vision (told my shrink in Boston)...not yet!

INTERVIEW: Quite weird, Satan (Selfie-like).

Folks, after Mr. Satan (Amlan!) poured his mind into this dark 'dominion' of blood-immortals inquiry applications to schools/sports rivalry theater-hyperbole for mod-Earth TV-commentary culture for superstitions (Irish-Lion 'Snow-Bowl' game/contest jardinieres!), he found himself having more dream-visions of 'mutating' into a blood-immortal (vampire) himself...and he soon wondered if he should collect some 'genuine' vampire items of offense/defense should the dragons/specters of this mystery-fog 'universe' find their way to his Boston-town 'niche' for things of nightmares writing (for the Ego).

RED DRAGON: Greetings, prince of TV.

SATAN (Amlan): What the Hell are you, serpent-dragon of my dream-vision?

DRAGON: I contact you about immortality-thoughts, to give you inception.

SATAN: Inception...Facebook-like, red dragon?

DRAGON: I'm a messenger of fire, anarchy, bloody-murder, and immortals, fool.

SATAN: Why me, red dragon?
DRAGON: You're to make journey-ways, with Holy Water and weapons, for Hell!

SATAN: Why?

DRAGON: I mean you no harm...if you (dare) not refuse this proposition for art.

SATAN: I'm to embark on my vampire 'sport' adventure for a journal-scribble?

DRAGON: Correct, prince of TV...and fail not for blood-immortals jardinieres.

SATAN: I'll find some jewelry 'cleats' for mortal-thoughts run, red dragon (ok).

DRAGON: Good luck, fool (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)