Airport/Dome: English Summer-'25

Funny/dark portrait of a world-hospitality rhetoric writers seeking American Homeland (Texas) baseball-airport crossways tour-work pre-worry of an inside-man conspiracy 'feeling' maze-run.

A world transit 'consciousness' misadventure/fiction. Happy Summer, 

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Amlan Satan had found special American baseball cheer stuff for travel-writing at the famed Astrodome where sky-covered special turf-sports for American Homeland (Texas state) made for great tourism/hospitality languages for 21st-Century social media commentary and made-way to the George Bush airport for an otherwise normal/sane Summer-'25 day of transit for Earthling field goals (Facebook-like).

However, this was not to be an average/everyday/sane day for a trek to the Bush flight-hub post-cheers visit to the Astrodome for things of baseball and Texan hospitality for Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian travel-writer and Earthling; for he noted a stranger following individual making 'mark' of him for some (unknown/mysterious) reason.

AMLAN: "What the Hell does this guy want; I'm certain he's stalking me at Bush."

AIRPORT SECURITY: "Sir, we know you worry, even in that funny Summer-hat."

AMLAN: "I know I'm an eccentric; wearing winter-hat inside this air-condition."

SECURITY: "Well, it's Summer, and we don't see folks in Winter-hats, ha."

AMLAN: "Yes, well Bush is an air-conditioned airport...anyways, I'm paranoid."

SECURITY: "You sure it's not some writer's-club peer/rival playing a friend-prank?"

AMLAN: "No, I ask you; maybe my American transit-ways patriot-writing is IQ?"

SECURITY: "You've the right to ask us for (private-citizenry) security comfort, sir."

AMLAN: "Just have someone follow me while I walk around the food-court."

SECURITY: "Sure, sure, sure...Facebook-like (ha)."

Well, Mr. Satan was really frightened now, for even though he was a bubbly/eccentric transit securities 'consciousness' writer with everyday/overground Selfie lifestyle words for airport transit and American Homeland hospitality (and Astrodome-baseball) 'feelings' for readers, he wondered if his resume-work had made him a target for some anti-American Earth IQ-darkness for (random?) terrorism (and conspiracy-paranoia). This was not a Facebook-like jar (for Mr. Amlan Satan, fan of baseball/America).

SECURITY: "Everything cool, sir?
AMLAN: "Yeah, the stalker chased me into the bathroom, and I tricked him by hiding behind the door and flew out to get to you...he's still in there!"

SECURITY: 'Yeah, we just had someone walk in there to check him (thanx!)."

AMLAN: "I'm on my way to the terminal to board my flight (to Holland), now."

SECURITY: "You have a 'fantastic' Summer-'25 writer's vacation, good sir, ha."

AMLAN: "Thanx...maybe you're right...maybe this was just a club-prank (bye)."

SECURITY: "All's fair in love and baseball and security-assistance, surely (bye)."

SECURITY: "Did you check the stranger?"

SECURITY: "He claimed he was hired by a friend of a writer's guild."

SECURITY: "Maybe they just wanted Amlan's autograph (or something)."

SECURITY: "Maybe he was an Oswald-baseball type...for an inside-conspiracy!"

SECURITY: "That's why we here at Bush-Texas...all's 'fare' for Earth parties."

SECURITY: "Onside-jitters (for Hell)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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