Interview w/A Schizophrenic

Fun/illuminating portrait of a thespian's motive/motivation for the Earthling-psyche of framed 'field goals' for things of the human mind's jar.

A thespian-universe interview portrait/fiction, drawn from mod-TV culture folk interests in actor/director interview windows programs like Inside the Actors Studio. Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/interpretation/commentary).

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INTERVIEW: What got you interested in playing Earthlings of such differing image?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As a Slovak-Algerian American-Catholic, I've developed a glass!

INTERVIEW: Thanx for this fanzine-chat, Satan; you're fan of hockey/football too.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thespian is my primary-ID for the Inquisition, surely.

INTERVIEW: Why such different characters for cinema, Amlan (eh)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm seeing a psychiatrist now...schizophrenia, so there you go.

INTERVIEW: For example, you portray a Palestine rogue and then a gem-thief.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I was nominated for both portraits, you know (ha).

INTERVIEW: Is that the thespian-challenge, to justify schizophrenia?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, we live in a Selfie-Earth of lifestyle invention football.

INTERVIEW: War and peace and ninjas and terrorists and thieves and chefs too!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for the gods).

INTERVIEW: You had mentioned you developed an 'uncanny' screenplay-interest.

AMLAN: If there's no screenplay to work with for immersion, I can't involve me.

INTERVIEW: You mentioned you need a story that explores the labor of insanity.

AMLAN: That's the trick for me, to adapt schizophrenia into a gym-studio (Hell).

INTERVIEW: You're rumored to be part of some vampire reinvention of Hitchcock?

AMLAN: I've gotta read the screenplay end-to-end first (ha).

INTERVIEW: Like being interviewed (for this fanzine), Satan...by a woman?
AMLAN: Women understand things quite nicely, especially in men (like me).

INTERVIEW: How does one find interest in both a terrorist and a thief for movies?

AMLAN: Well, both those characters balanced with razors, and with mind's edge.

INTERVIEW: Sure, it's like balancing risk with magic, for darkness or cops!

AMLAN: It's about emotion-reaction for your fellow-man...neighbor's mysteries.

INTERVIEW: You won't turn down this vampire-roll (gossip).

AMLAN: If screenplay is fun, I promise you get dibs on premonition (Selfie-like).

INTERVIEW: I might write a screenplay...about an immigrant at fast-food, pal.

AMLAN: That might be something I'd read, lady (ha).

INTERVIEW: Is it tough to be male and artist, in the West (America)?

AMLAN: I like Dunkin Donuts and Planet Hollywood and Playdrome-bowling.

INTERVIEW: Can you mix back into the street of America after portraying crazies?

AMLAN: Sure it is....there's something so sane about fast-food America, no?

INTERVIEW: I think I will write this fast-food screenplay for your next-role.

AMLAN: Sure, and I'll turn-down this vampire-project and take-up yours (ha).

INTERVIEW: May you live a long and happy (coffee) life, Mr. Amlan Satan!
AMLAN: Selfie-like (for the gods).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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