Purge: Keratin (Part 3)

A regular citizen-patriot and football trading-cards writer/blogger seeks final-miracle with part-3 of his "Purge"-anarchy pardon 'Selfie' exam, in this movie-adaptation trilogy.

Purge adaptation/trilogy. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the referenced franchise/films of inspiration and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Well, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Homeland Catholic-American, had only part-3 of his 3-part Purge-council 'examination' to complete on the annual night of sanctioned crime for Hell (Oct.-30) and was somewhat muscularly relieved he'd gotten through the first 2 parts of the deadly-exam by by-passing the dark knowledge inquiry of football trading-cards 'genius' posed by the first-2 Purge-advocates who knocked on his Echelon-suburbia home post-midnight for Selfie-culture IQ (Facebook-like!).

PURGE ADVOCATE: Get the sense we're brothers, sir?
MR. SATAN: You've got a similar shape, as if you're my twin, sir!

PURGE ADVOCATE: I know you passed the first-2 parts of your Purge-exam, fool!

MR. SATAN: For deed, I did...and I prepped for this post-midnight Part-3 (Selfie).

PURGE ADVOCATE: Well, I've a 3rd-question for your Thanksgiving-football card.

MR. SATAN: Yes, yes; my Detroit-RB trophy football-card is all culture/Selfie, ok.

PURGE ADVOCATE: You note my Halloween season face-covering shades/hat?

MR. SATAN: You look like my twin under all that, sir...proceed with your exam, ok.

PURGE ADVOCATE: Question, "What's the 'alternate' of your Lions-card, sir?"

MR. SATAN: Answer, "Think a Bo Jackson double-set of baseball/football cards."

PURGE ADVOCATE: Damn, you're fortunate, Mr. Satan; and the Council shall know.

MR. SATAN: Thanx for the string, Advocate...good Purge, farewell (Selfie-like).

Sure, Amlan Satan answered wisely/sharply about an 'alternate' card image for sports-windows culture knowledge/understanding, and it put him in great-stead with the dark Purge-council; and it made mark of him as a sports-writer diplomat of things of Earthling Selfie-culture for weaves and Thanksgiving-football jars of milk/shade. Perhaps they'd consider Mr. Satan a cards-aquaman of the Purge (Facebook-like).

NEIGHBOR: Beautiful day in the neighborhood...cinema-like, Satan.

MR. SATAN: I'd quite the night yesterday, neighbor (secrets!).

NEIGHBOR: Well, it's Halloween Day in Echelon...and all's cardboard-justified.

MR. SATAN: I might write a short-story about the Kansas-City Royals (baseball).

NEIGHBOR: I thought you were a football-cards man (singular!).

MR. SATAN: Maybe I've 'purged' for things of (American Homeland) quanta.

NEIGHBOR: Selfie-like?

THE END

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)