Outback: Ice Babe Thorax

Vigilante of Aussie-miracle narrates portrait of Outback rescue in the face of a mystery-contact with a monster/creature man whose abduction antic requires (swift) Earthling kick.

Vigilante-fable. Happy Summer, all (thanks so much for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Friends, I'd worked as a roaming Outback vigilante, protecting the rights and Selfie-welfare of Aussie-campers of our fare-rich Blue Planet of incomplete-arts of things of confidence and lifestyle jars and taking iPhone-photos of our world of transit and hospitality cleats when I had reached special celeb-status as a cool seas-defender of Outback moonlight before a real dark adventure was about to begin for me, and all Aussies for social media examination."

JOURNALIST: This babe is a real magic-child of Outback-maps, friend, ok?

ME: Well, as a Slovak-Algerian migrant to Australia, I share such patriotism.

JOURNALIST: Your work in the Outback as a vigilante-defender is real fun, ok.

ME: Well, I guess this work for Outback-life is Selfie-religion; and I shan't fail!

JOURNALIST: So, friend...you believe in these camp-tales of a monster-kidnap.

ME: I know the babe in the Outback (Damian) was abducted by a creature-man.

JOURNALIST: What the Hell will you do, to restore social media light for camp?

ME: Whatever it takes, friend...I've a special weapon of magic now (Selfie-like).

"Friends, the monster-creature man who kidnapped the babe Damian in the Outback, from a campfire-site where good regular Aussies simply sought steaks and ale and Summer-'25 light of lifestyle for our Blue-Planet fires had now 'won' my undivided consciousness for focus and fury; and I fashioned myself a rather 'cool' weapon for reaction to such darkness, a liquid-nitrogen loaded insulated handgun with great potency; and the weapon made me feel more valiant chasing this creature-man who stole Damian in the Outback and made us all wish we were more safe at-home watching sci-fi images of monsters from Mars (Facebook-like)."

MONSTER: Aaarrggghh!

ME: Here's an ice-shot to your feet...and your hands...and your face, grisly.

MONSTER: Aaarrggghh!

ME: You've found a cool camp-vigilante Outback with icy-resolve for news, ha.

MONSTER: Aaarrggghh!

ME: This shall freeze you to some form for humility for science; Damian's ours.

MONSTER: Aaarrggghh!

JOURNALIST: Miracles of ice, friend?
ME: Well, the nitrogen-magic weapon was the right-stuff to freeze the monster.

JOURNALIST: You've mentioned on social media you seek retirement for Heaven.

ME: Well, seems I've found (all) the Rationalism for post-heroics arts of Earth.

JOURNALIST: Damian's rescued, safe...back home in Aussie-land with parents!

ME: Reminds me of a tragedy-story of news/cinema weight; all's well now, ok!

JOURNALIST: What's the story of vigilantism these days, friend?

ME: Well, the right-tone for cleats here is social media faces of optimism/art.

JOURNALIST: Facebook-like (for Damian).

"Friends, I had gifted the relieved parents of babe-Damian (Jacob and Lizzie) a special Western (American!) sports (baseball!) trading-card post-heroics, knowing full-well they'd be distanced for relief from that creature-monster man prowling the Outback, now in the 'custody' of Western world science inquirers seeking some answers about Mars or something (damn). I knew now full-well that Jacob and Lizzie would consider their Outback 'misadventure' with vigilantism-outcome the right sanity for sports-TV relief knowing their babe-Damian was safe and to grow loving all the pillows of Earthling life, like American baseball TV shelves (for the Ego)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)