Candidate-0: Blue Planet License Umpire(s)

Fictional portrait of deranged social philosophy of a wrought hyperbole-expression of things of Earthling (American) modern 'static' keratin/hair.

A stalker-terrorism paranoia portrait for your Summer-Sunday. Thanks so much for reading (and enjoy!), 

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FANZINE: So, you're the Shadow, fool?
SHADOW: I won't confirm it for this cyber-exchange (ha).

FANZINE: Why Tom Cruise, Shadow?
SHADOW: Born on the 4th of July and The Firm, surely.

FANZINE: So you've fashioned a Selfie culture stalker-terrorism for a celebrity?

SHADOW: Well, maybe mark of such a Planet Hollywood 'deity' is Martian envy!

FANZINE: So you're sending emails to Mars about The Manchurian Candidate.

SHADOW: That's social media, sands of pirate-radio/slander (Facebook-like!).

The Shadow (real-name: unknown) had grown up in a quaint American Homeland suburb of nice comforts where, incidentally, the very-same Planet Hollywood 'deity' liked to (secretly!) retreat for Sunday NFL-TV escape from media culture/consciousness, which is why the nihilist-stalker decided to make a diorama-message about incomplete-arts of Earthling fencing for capitalism models for commerce-securities paintings (for the Ego!).

CELEBRITY: Look, I like Frank Sinatra, James Bond, Oliver North, Dr. Seuss, ha.

INTERVIEW: Maybe this guy thinks he's a prophet or some crazy for celebrity!

CELEBRITY: I like retreating in American Homeland pockets where it's break, ha.

INTERVIEW: Scared the Shadow's message is one of paranoia for poetry, friend?
CELEBRITY: We celebrities of Planet Hollywood are in-deeds friends (television).

INTERVIEW: Shadow may despise Facebook-pillows of new age anti-social arts!

CELEBRITY: He's not kidnapped me (yet); I honestly think this is prank/hype, ha.

INTERVIEW: Shadow has claimed he's knowledge of your interest in Australia.

CELEBRITY: Hey, he's a telepath, like an X-Men comics 'dude' of Heaven/Hell.

INTERVIEW: You'll be fine, friend...America's magazine-shining.

Shadow wanted something of darkness for social media/message, but what (actually)? He made mark of his special Selfie age 'celebrity-deity' for story-hyperbole of capitalism modeling and paranoia of American Homeland securities for television-pillows for a new age home-life consciousness (e.g., Super Bowl ads!). He decided to make a cyber-storyboard about a masked thief and diamonds smugglers interceptor wandering with a bow-and-arrow to take-out a marked city's gargoyles 'protecting' a ruthless investor for a black market jar all the while prepping the abduction of some very-special Planet Hollywood 'deity' (Facebook-like).

PSYCHIATRIST: You need a classic novel read for Selfie-meditation.

SHADOW: How about Count of Monte Cristo, doc?

PSYCHIATRIST: I was thinking...Hunchback of Notre Dame, pal (ha).

SHADOW: Well, this TV-land is (all) simply...vanity (no?).

PSYCHIATRIST: What's this social gossip I hearing of celebrity-stalkers?

SHADOW: Hey, it's (all) helter-skelter, for Facebook-jars, doc (no?).

PSYCHIATRIST: You need a diner Saturday brunch with a smiling lady-face (love).

SHADOW: Hell's sand...informs us of the cat's theses, doc (yes).

PSYCHIATRIST: You'll be alright, pal...the medications prove valor (ok).

SHADOW: Thanx (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)