Uber-Lux (or Onside Keratin)

Narrated fun parody/gossip fiction-hyperbole portrait of street-gossip inventions of mod-UK expressions of governance, magazine-culture, and/or conspiracy-paranoia 'stuff' of kinks funnies.

Uber culture politics-parody/fiction. Happy Summer, all 

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"Well, it was Summer-'25, and I had found myself courting special Uber-Lux services employment 'linked' fun in the UK for incomplete-arts of capitalist lifestyle pillows-enjoyment when I picked up a very-special at-odds yuppie-couple arguing relentlessly about who'd be the secret covert agent of insider-darkness plotting to destroy the prestige and/or outright-kill our fair/fare talked English princess (Kate Middleton), who'd I'd read much-about in market-tabloids while taking time-off work to do personal shopping for our Blue-Planet culture-rituals of life hygiene/nutrition fulfillment for everyday photo-synthesis normality (Facebook-like)."

"My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic English-speaking fellow who'd offered many a cool western world patron/guest/traveler/citizen a 'cool' Uber-Lux ride in the UK in my 'dashing' white auto focused Lamborghini (a great machine!). I had driven coolly offering music-radio rides in my Uber auto for many-a rider/customer before picking-up the aristocrat pair talking/whispering liberally while contentiously arguing/fighting about who'd 'catch' Princess Middleton for street-politics garb and gab for mod-Earth gibberish...or politics conspiracy exploitation(s) of the heart (Selfie-like). Follow along, friends."

MAN: This Uber-Lux driver doesn't seem to be caring what we argue.

WOMAN: No matter, idiot; I dare say I've no doubt I'm the winner between us!

MAN: Let's see if our Uber-Lux driver thinks of Middleton as Diana/Victoria (etc.).

WOMAN: No matter, fool; our driver's offering music while we resolve this argument.

MAN: I'm better with a silencer and gentlemen-greet on-streets for a princess-dive, wife.

WOMAN: Man, you're a child-like liberal, and I'm more grounded in UK-controversy (ha).

MAN: Let's ask our Uber-Lux driver what he thinks of picking riders at hotels (Inn-Express).

WOMAN: Idiot (Selfie-like!).

MAN: You ask the driver, now..."Say, man...would you like to deliver a silencer for us?"

WOMAN: Idiot, you can do that; and while I plan a nice handkerchief courtesy (present).

MAN: You know less about the English princess roadway manner than I do; James Bond readers.

WOMAN: Our Uber-Lux driver just may have a silencer in his back-trunk, labeled for ad-fanboy IQ.

MAN: That's rich, for this UK modern day, wife...I dare say this argument in a Lamborghini is phone.

MAN: After our deed is processed (by brainiacs), we drink licorice, wife.

WOMAN: Idiot, I may have a steam-affair with Uber-Lux driver (ha).

MAN: You're an evil cat; I dare say you'll make me a drunken fan of comics.

WOMAN: I'll get you Richie Rich (American) comics (Xmas), fool.

MAN: Long live the English princesses of fortune's modernism, wife.

WOMAN: Ask our Uber-Lux driver, "Do you enjoy luxury insanity (for Heaven/Hell)?"

MAN: Facebook-like (for doubt).

"Well, after I dropped off our yuppie-pair chatting and arguing and negotiating their 'thing' of incomplete-arts of Earth's modern street-gossip magazine hyperbole, I thought of my Uber-Lamborghini as the modern roadway(s) tank of pure capitalism intelligence, but not spy-games of danger indulgences (ha). I wondered why the couple talked (idly!) about this 'mark' of our fair/fare talked English Princess Kate Middleton; and I had to think adapting the entire Uber-journey (Saturday noon) for story-tell would be something Martians would surely envy...for a sovereign light (of the heart)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)