DC-Card(s): American Shape

Etheria dark side sorceress (Scorpia) confers with Earthling-prince for his knowledge/base with American sportsmanship (football-cards) adjective for things of jitters.

A sport and media/traffic (American Homeland) culture/superstitions vignette, featuring the super-villainess Scorpia (She-Ra cartoon). Happy Summer, all 

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Mr. Amlan Satan was making fine comment about his love of Eagles-DC rivalry (American football) in the year '25 when TrumpUSA (social) media offered some superstitions adjectives for team mascot/name change for varied work with Earthling trends and color-design of bias considered either appropriate or negotiable for thoughts of socialization, democracy, fanfare, residentialism, history/custom, and Selfie-phone (ok).

That's why the villainous sorceress, Scorpia, demon-nihilist from the faraway-dimension of Etheria, had been spying on him, making 'mark' of his social media and cyber-languages for things of American Homeland culture/relevance for the upcoming NFL-'25 season (ok). After all, Amlan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American citizen/immigrant, had found good-read for his 'pronounced' football cards superstitions of fanfare and anticipations for stats-excellence and competition-thinking of capitalism variety/vanity (ok). What did Scorpia want, with Mr. Satan's very-special jar-milk work with football trading-cards and American capital fanfare/sportsmanship language and renovations (for the Ego)?

SCORPIA: Found yourself a neat/cute DC-card for write, prince?
MR. SATAN: Well, this Daniels-Donruss is (at-times) valued at over $200, lady.

SCORPIA: You don't know my origin or agenda here, prince.

MR. SATAN: You claim you're a British Columbia sports rater/investor with IQ.

SCORPIA: Perhaps I'm a nihilist demon-sorceress from a far-dimension (Etheria).

MR. SATAN: Well, you sure do sound like challenge-prone for Earth-nights/IQ!

SCORPIA: Doubt the (proposed) DC-team name-change is capitalism frailty, prince?

MR. SATAN: I'm just 'diplomat' of things of sports-cards/iconography ellipses.

SCORPIA: Aha, you're humble/simple...for things of commercial jar-milk (farewell).

MR. SATAN: Thanx (Facebook-like).

Post-chat(s) with Scorpia, nihilist-sorceress, Mr. Satan had decided to trek to a Washington cemetery to make small-prayers over the site of a beloved American Homeland educator he considered wise in his rearing/class-education for things of Earthling sports imagery of fortune/risk/investment/competition and even frailty for globalism-rhetoric 'jitters' of the heart. What did Scorpia want (with him)?

SCORPIA: What'd you make of your fortune-math potions in our lair, friend?
CATRA: Our lord of darkness (Hordak) seems pleased with progress of frailty-chemistry!

SCORPIA: I just returned from my (own!) study of things of competition-vanity, friend.

CATRA: We're both ladies of Hell in Etheria for a 'consciousness' of sport's jar-milk.

SCORPIA: Perhaps I made 'study' of a being linked to sports-valence, friend.

CATRA: That's our (endless) quest in darkness...sculpture for friction (ha).

SCORPIA: Selfie-like.

CATRA: What's that mean?

SCORPIA: Nevermind (ha).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)