Hordak's Water Signed: Eco-Saw

Etheria-origins evil sorcerer seeks midways-hell in Earth's realm through capitalism culture abduction/wrath and is challenged by a (psychic) pair of darlings with water-guns for Utopia.

Hordak (She-Ra cartoon) characterization/adventure. 

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"Friends, a very-special Planet Hollywood 'deity' human had landed in a very-special airways transit hub of great Western world tourism/securities significance; and that's why the evil sorcerer of nihilist-eye and darkness from the dominion of Etheria, Hordak, tracked the Earthling to the airport and crossed into our Blue Planet realm using a transit-portal of dark magic...and intended to abduct the Earthling for a horrid Etheria-psyche cage experiment about the neglect of water and eco-pollution (Selfie-like!)."

"Well, fortunately for the Planet Hollywood consumerism/cinema conveniences 'deity' human, a pair of darling-heroic married couple humans, Amlan and Danica, happened also to be at the very-same airport and had carried with them a backpack filled with toy water-guns for their Brussels trip to sell a toy-venture concept for their Wall-St. fortune applied double-work capitalism investment about the Blue Planet bright-magic of consumerism-theses (Facebook-like!)."

HORDAK: You dare defy my abduction 'agenda' with a silly bag of water-guns?
AMLAN/DANICA: We can sense your presence at this airport and your stalking!

HORDAK: You intend to make this water-gun philosophy exorcism to save a man?

AMLAN/DANICA: The Planet Hollywood 'deity' human you threaten is a friend!

HORDAK: Ha, in your planet of Netflix and eco-pollution, all are gluttons, fools.

AMLAN/DANICA: Our water-guns symbolize consumerism with eco-electrons, ha.

HORDAK: You make child-like capitalism 'grids' energy with eco-toys hyperbole.

AMLAN/DANICA: Such hyperbole affirms why we've the psychic sense to ID ya!

HORDAK: You mean to exorcise me away with a water-gun eco-shade, idealists?

AMLAN/DANICA: Facebook-like (for Earth's phonics).
HORDAK: Damn (Selfie-like).

"Friends, Amlan and Danica managed triumphantly, with great exorcism-arms, to shoo-away the nihilistic wrath of the evil Etheria-dominion sorcerer (Hordak) with a (simple!) Earth realm airways transit hub eco-consciousness standoff using their handy-dandy consumerism-investment bag of toy water-guns for a proud declaration that Earthling capitalism had been 'coolly' blended with a beautiful/jeweled sense of eco-intuitions of the symbolism of water for all things...pedestrian."

AMLAN: Let's toast the valor with soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread, wife.

DANICA: We sure exorcised the Hell out of that airport, hubby (wow).

AMLAN: That invader from another dimension only meant to make eco-paranoia!
DANICA: Well, we affirmed our Earth-psychic sense of eco-toys for jewelry, no?

AMLAN: Facebook-like (for industrialization-doubt).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)