Sir: Compute Onside {Theory of Andy}

Sir: Compute Onside {Theory of Andy}

A Story by Abishai100
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A prototype Earth modern/culture computer world (American) prince-of-sorts must seek balances for brain-muscle and divinity for all.

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Modern/computer age story/fiction. Happy Summer, all 
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Mr. Amlan Satan had decided to make his Echelon-suburbia town a great inspiration to derive the all-time greatest Blue Planet complete-grid securities antivirus magic software or invention for absolute assurances of modern world computing nets linked lifestyle/commerce/psychology (ha). However, the idealistic Slovak-Algerian computer wizard and all-around nice-guy had another adventure of dream-sleep vision proportion(s) to find for fate for his Selfie age (hmmm).



ENGINEER: Well, this parallel multiple-streams antivirus algorithm IQ/image...
SATAN: ...is likeable (yeah?).
ENGINEER: How long have you thought this (through), brainiac?
SATAN: Sir, I've enjoyed computer 'games' all my life...and I like securities.
ENGINEER: This should be a dandy-compact for Western banks for art, good.
SATAN: All's I need is $5M for the entire genius-wizard package, sr (ha).
ENGINEER: Good.



Because Mr. Satan thought so much/long/wide about the qualia of computer Earth, he was fated to have a 'fantastic' fantasy-adventure in dream-sleep; and in the dream, he'd be transported inside a complete computer grid, as a digitally glowing 'electron-being' named Neutron-Man...and when he would eventually wake from this grid-motion adventure of cages/wit(s), he'd think it was wrought from the gods (Facebook-like!).



GIRLFRIEND: I got you football for Xmas, sweetie.
SATAN: I love sports video-games, especially football/soccer (thanx).
GIRLFRIEND: You need some R&R for Echelon-time (with us too).
SATAN: Sure, I do...I made that contract I told you I was energizer, love.
GIRLFRIEND: Good; tell your psychiatrist, sweetie (Facebook-like).
SATAN: Cool.



PSYCHIATRIST: In this dream-grid, you were Neutron-Man (digital)?
SATAN: When I woke sweating, I named the fellow (Selfie?) 'Andy' (Selfie-like).
PSYCHIATRIST: Andy...Andy RoddickAndy WarholAndy Kaufman, Andy(?).
SATAN: All those Andy-name Americans are fantastic, doc (ha).
PSYCHIATRIST: Thinking/dreaming of computing consciousness itself, Andy?
SATAN: Nah, I'm not 'Andy'...just simplifying America (now!).
PSYCHIATRIST: Good (for American know).



What would all this computer life and culture knowing/dreaming yield for Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Echelon-suburbia citizen and wizard of all things modern/digital (for the Ego)? Well, his girlfriend seemed quite delighted he'd seek Selfie humilities contoured with a more equilibrium 'sense' of things...oculus.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)cd

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