Catra: American Short/Question

Etheria's feline-nihilist villainess (Catra) inquires of an American Homeland sports-writing prince's women's-tennis trading-card shine, post-crossing into capitalism wire Earth-realm.

Catra (She-Ra cartoon) story. Thanks for reading (Happy Summer), 

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Now, it was known that Catra, feline ninja-thinking 'super' villainess of Etheria, had found special net language for adversarial nihilism to complement her lord of darkness, Hordak, and his dark-crusade to thwart the idealism-impact of the heroine-swords girl of Etheria, She-Ra. However, Catra now wished to get some Earth-realm 'examination' of fortune and profit 'IQ' and crossed into the Blue Planet dimension through a magic portal to make an inquiry of an American Homeland prince's cyber-dioramas about pro-women's tennis spirits superstition significances for 'athletic' ambition (for the Ego).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Who the Hell are you, cat-woman?

CATRA: Urrrggghhh, I'm from a faraway dominion called Etheria, fool.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As you see, I'm just watching sports at this hotel TV-lounge.

CATRA: Coffee good?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Goes well with US-Open women's tennis spirits, cat-woman!

CATRA: I see you're playing with a tennis champion-athlete trading-card.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: 'Tis my great 'trophy' of sports-writing superstitions, aha.

CATRA: What's the story, fool?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're quite the adversarial cat-woman of direct-tone here?

CATRA: What's the story, prince?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, the femme-athlete on the card is a champion/upstart.

CATRA: Tell me, prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This lady 'broke-in' and became rival to an invincible star.

CATRA: Elucidate, prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: She became the only true-rival to a once-indomitable star.

CATRA: That's ambition for ya, prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Source of great media age writing, for capitalism-windows.

CATRA: Selfie-like?

CATRA: I gift you these Gemini-zodiac (sign) cufflinks, prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: For what...and how'd you guess I'm Gemini sign, cat-woman?
CATRA: I'm psychic, fool...but the jewels come with a price/inquiry, fool.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What's the game here, adversary?

CATRA: I want you to craft a tale, of capitalism superstition, for Earth's margin.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: If I fail/refuse, cat-woman?

CATRA: I shall plague the dreams of your fellow Earthlings with my mind-power!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Geez, why'd I refuse such a 'hero' jewelry-examination (Hell).

CATRA: Good (Facebook-like).

STORY_EXCERPTS: "The digital-prince had found a US-Open and French Open memoir of Western/Earthling superstition-proportion, for a capitalist's eye...and the trading-card, of a cat-like athlete-girl of upstart/championship story-tell, had found Blue-Planet print/record for things of fortune/risk/reward languages for leviathan/uncertainty...and it was known the athlete (of tennis) was once-underdog, then only-rival to a formerly indomitable titan of Germany, and then stricken by fan-fanatic threat to life's mortal thoughts, and then (eventually) commemorated as a media-windows star light for things of doubt/diamonds...so the digital-prince cast the trading-card as a fortune-shift magic treasure that altered the 'intelligence' of anyone who dared to possess/claim/trade/toast/bubble it...so what would the conclusion or outcome, for an Earthling be, in the 'ownership' of such a capitalism-sun (for Heaven/Hell)?"

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)