Kingdom: Thermal

Adventurous and complicated UK-West 'troubles' theory-gossip makes for this media adaptation (Pink Panther) story of incomplete-arts of capitalism-insurance integrity dark-magic keratin.

Pink Panther media fanfiction. 

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"Friends, let me tell you the weirder tale of a Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) Selfie-posed 'magician' who performed a wondrous swap of an almost-fabled Belfast-treasure to be headed to London but tied with underground corruption-company eyes of conflict-zone gems mining. The magician called himself the Shadow, but we renamed him the Panther, since he chased a stored Belfast-UK treasure-piece called the Pink Panther (cinema-like!)."

MANAGER: The guy had a Coronavirus-mask and shades and said he wanted to draw/paint.

INTERPOL: He gave the escorting guardsman absinthe and got him unconscious?

MANAGER: It was after-hours at our Belfast-UK bank; and he was dancing.

INTERPOL: The video recorded this 'Shadow' dancing with the guardsman?

MANAGER: He had the camera covered with bubble-wrap to make it feel discreet!

INTERPOL: Comedy-magician, hmmm...he used a toy water-gun filled with acid.

MANAGER: Behind his back and then swapped and continued his art; guardsman fell-asleep.

INTERPOL: Maybe the owner (Ion-co.) stages his own eco-vigilantism insurance-gossip?

MANAGER: The treasure was insured by the Bank of London...but blood-diamonds rumor fly, sir.

INTERPOL: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)...thanx.

"According to recent UK-Parliament talks, insurance-eyes for commerce and insurance and treasures and consumerism for UK-capitalism and Xmas/Valentine's shopping for modern Western media/ads/hyperbole would cater to pluralism economics and capitalism of course (Catholics, Protestants, etc.). We made 'wage' that this 'Shadow' sought swap of the Ion-Panther treasure piece to draw Interpol 'examination' eye and make enhanced social pulpit 'cleats' for onside-languages about the value and weight of (shared) treasure-integrity knowledge. Was Ion mired in the black market, and was the Pink Panther, headed to the Bank of London for an American-NFL exposition flowery, corrupted for UK/Western records for pluralism capitalism negotiations (for politics-consumption)?"

SHADOW: You've heard of blood-gems in the underworld in Northern Ireland, miss.

IRA: I've worked with this pocket of the UK-West for some troubles-IQ, friend.

SHADOW: Maybe what you need is Robin Hood (cinema-like).

SHADOW: The Pink Panther is destined to become a 'field goal' for TV century.

INTERVIEW (Fanzine-Dartmouth): Robin Hood is dead, friend.

SHADOW: Well, if there's some 'sexy' IQ for treasure-insurance integrity, it's Interpol.

INTERVIEW: The social street gossip just might rename you, Mister Shadow (ha).

SHADOW: Selfie-like.

"The fanzine interviewer was right of course. The 'Shadow' was embraced by our streets of the UK-West and renamed the 'Pink Panther' and maybe he found some damsel of Catholic/Protestant 'orientation' to court for his Robin Hood 'deed-hyperbole' gossip that would (surely) draw Interpol 'examination' arm (for leviathan/uncertainty). We all gossiped that the Shadow ('Pink-Panther') was some ethnic-American who'd return to the American Homeland, his hometown, maybe Boston-town, and cheer-on some new Earth century sports/media/traffic windows image card of things of competition/networks/capitalism/hospitality significance, if only for enhanced storytell of what made the Panther-treasure he swapped in Belfast-UK one bright night on Earth a 'thing' of great TV-talkie helmets (for onside-capitalism)."

SHADOW: This Irish-curry is superior, miss.

WAITRESS: Well, welcome to the United Kingdom, friend.

SHADOW: Don't mind my Coronavirus-mask and shades, miss.

WAITRESS: You need a courtship for those lonely eyes.

SHADOW: How'd you guess my face beneath my shades (hmmm)?

WAITRESS: Selfie-like.

"Friends, it may be right that no one (ever) exposes/uncovers/reveal the real 'overground' ID of our masked eccentric magician of treasure-insurance gossip making in the UK-West (for now)...but maybe this 'Shadow' thief ('Pink Panther') revealed something human and language-art sharp for hyperbole in our Selfie-Earth century...about those 'pesky' incomplete-distances readings of the leviathan/uncertainty of manmade onside kryptonite (for all!).'

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)