Kingdom Bank: American Talkative(s)

Kingdom Bank: American Talkative(s)

A Story by Abishai100
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A Boston-town native darts to the UK for Halloween 'stuff' and 'recruits' a doll-waitress for hostage-stunt for heist/swap of black market gems for mod-media 'insurance' gossip.

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Heist portrait, set in the UK. Happy Summer, all 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Well, I didn't know I'd become a world vigilante for a blood-diamond raid n the UK (London-town) after being inspired by my waitress on Halloween Eve who was tied to a local Catholic-school initiative to appreciate street-gossip about smugglers-roads corrupting modern Euro-hospitality for consumerism/insurance, but that's just what happened (for the Ego)."



WAITRESS: You want me to pose as a new-account customer when you're inside?
ME: I'll have a Coronavirus-mask and water-rifle apparatus filled with HCL.
WAITRESS: These (Ion-co.) rumored/insured treasures head to Dublin/Boston?
ME: Something about American football teams with Euro-exhibition for ads, ha.
WAITRESS: You're to convince everyone I'm some teacher-doll for Ion-co. (stunt?).
ME: Sure, and the street-gossip will be that London-schools are insurance-kiln.
WAITRESS: Won't the Ion-co. think you're making vigilante-hype for streets/laugh?
ME: That's why I leave note, "Coronavirus/insurance 'stunt' for Ion's kite-runner."
WAITRESS: Make Ion look eco-legalese...Facebook-like (ha).



"Of course, the plan worked because of my waitress-ally (Shelbye) who ended up having those London-Catholic school ties required for my business briefcase/suit inside that UK-bank with rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' from African shores for insurance/integrity street-gossip pre-Xmas consumerism in '25 (wow). Ion thought it was an English translation of Robin Hood kaleidoscopes. That was true; and I took a wondrous-treasure that day with my 'acid-gun' and left-behind a replacement-piece (treasure!) for Ion's kit (ok)."



INTERPOL: Maybe the waitress-doll with ties to school was a dummy/decoy!
BANK MANAGER: The guy had a mask and made it look like Ion's (own) theater.
INTERPOL: These gems were to Dublin/Boston and some football-ad thing?
BANK MANAGER: Why the African tie (black market)?
INTERPOL: Ion has his own Robin Hood kit (Facebook-like!).



ME: Thanx.
SHELBYE: You're welcome...and we're Belgians.
ME: Brussels, sure.
SHELBYE: Waffles, love?
ME: No one knows who I am, dummy (ha).
SHELBYE: Do I?
ME: Oh, I'm Robin Hood...or Captain America.
SHELBYE: Why not Boston (B+)?
ME: Belgian-waffles for retirement is non-offensive for wealth, Shelbye.
SHELBYE: Damn (evil)...Facebook-like.



"My London English gems-heist for eco-vigilantism gossip drew Interpol-relation 'examination'-eye and set Shelbye to our retirement-plan for Belgian-waffles; and I wondered if the Ion-co. would (simply/purely) 'spin' the entire method-act into some eco-capitalism gossip-media wheel for things of global capitalism/TV kilns for leviathan/uncertainty...Facebook-like."



SHELBYE: Fried chicken in Belgium makes for your Boston-memoir, eh?
ME: Who doesn't like original Romanticism (consumerism)?
SHELBYE: Robin Hood's dead?
ME: There's a play for 'ring' to catch the conscience of the king (ha).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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