Somerville (American: Karat)

Somerville-town moves an eco-Selfie conscious posed vigilante to a Robin Hood 'deed-hyperbole' cleat for Xmas-consumerism (diamonds) 'integrity' storytelling.

New England snowy-gems heist adventure-lore. Happy Summer, all 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations/commentary).

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Somerville, New England, in a snow-season of '25-December is where we'd find Mr. Amlan Satan, cyber-mercantilism inquirer and vigilantism-poised American Homeland super thief, eyeing an Ion-co. storage of rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' from African shores (smugglers-zones corruption) for integrity-insurance hyperbole. Follow along, friends (Selfie-like!).

BANK MANAGER: This guy had a theater costume for some eco-insurance video.

DETECTIVE: The guy had the escorting guardsman dance in front of the camera?

BANK MANAGER: Inside the vault, he covered the camera with bubble-wrap.

DETECTIVE: Used the eco-theater prop water-gun filled with HCL?

BANK MANAGER: The guardsman danced to music, while the thief burned/swapped.

DETECTIVE: Swapped Ion's (insured?) treasures with glass-animal toys?

BANK MANAGER: Used the eco-prop water-gun toy behind his back.

DETECTIVE: You think Ion-co. sought street-gossip for gems-insurance wars.

BANK MANAGER: We'd like to stay-clean of (any) New England smugglers-album.

DETECTIVE: Facebook-like.

According to reports of the streets of New England, in Boston-town and surrounding, Mr. Amlan Satan used a water-gun filled with restroom-made HCL and made retreat back to his Somerville hometown in his parked/rented car, painted (temporarily?) with Greenpeace insignia (hmmm).

LEO (Guardsman): the guy looked like a male-harlequin in hat.

DETECTIVE: So, what music did he play for ya, Leo (hmmm)?
LEO: Elton John song, sir.

DETECTIVE: You know of area-street gossip about blood-diamonds?

LEO: I dunno if Ion's (insured?) pieces were from Africa/England, sir.

DETECTIVE: $10M diamonds, and some cyber-blogs about Brussels (waffles?).

LEO: Yeah, some young folks posted about Belgian-waffles venture with loot.

DETECTIVE: Vigilante's earned 'loot' for gem-insurance integrity humor.

LEO: Maybe Ion wanted their own insurance-integrity theater for gossip (ha).

DETECTIVE: Hey, who doesn't like Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio)?

TELLER: You want me to meet your Ion 'associate' at a cafe post-deed moment?

SATAN: Well, this is insurance-arts, and he'll consult about media-gossip (ok).

TELLER: Water-gun toys?

SATAN: Can't you feel the love (today)?

TELLER: Selfie-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Friends, Mr. Amlan Satan had the right-stuff of water-guns and eco-theater message to make for street-insurance 'gab' about Xmas-gems consumerism 'integrity with vigilante-arm that '25-December in New England and departed from his (beloved!) Somerville-town to Brussels to manage/open a waffle thing with his (earned?) commission and drew Interpol-eye to the Super Bowl ads-tied corrupt Ion-co. in the American Homeland. Maybe Robin Hood himself would consider this eco-kinetics a 'thing' of superstition (hmmm).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)