Cheerleader Haunting: Lock/Lantern

Man confides in his doctor/therapist about recurring stalker-dream about being chased by a cheerleader-angel of walkie-talkies.

A football TV-culture psychiatry fiction. Happy Summer, all (thanks for reading!), 

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PSYCHIATRIST: You insist you're haunted in dream-sleep by this lady of football?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm a simple Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic sports-writer!

PSYCHIATRIST: You have this recurring dream a football cheerleader stalks you?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I tell you true, I'm just a happy-do lucky immigrant/citizen!

PSYCHIATRIST: You moved to the States and adorned varied football cyber-stuff.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I played Tecmo football as a kid; I enjoy Madden-cyber now.

PSYCHIATRIST: Facebook-like?

PSYCHIATRIST: You dreamt you ran through a community-street stalked by her?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'd become a TV-culture football fanfare commentary prince!

PSYCHIATRIST: You said you followed the career of Tom Brady (Pats/Bucs).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I cheered him win a Super Bowl with both teams, damn.

PSYCHIATRIST: In this dream-sleep haunting, you're stalked by a Bucs-angel?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The cheerleader haunting/stalking me is a Bucs-cheerleader!

PSYCHIATRIST: You feel lonely and worried about your divorce and sports-drawn.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: It's that simple (Selfie-like)?

PSYCHIATRIST: You're a fan of ice-hockey and collect athlete-cards (Satan, etc.)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Truly, I'm a Western sports reader for this Halloween-fun.

PSYCHIATRIST: You got yourself a horror-films avatar likened Halloween get-up.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: If only to escape this football-cheerleader stalker-dream, doc!

PSYCHIATRIST: What if this haunting-line is simple child-like amnesia-therapy?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You suggest I'm thinking of my divorce from Shelbye (wife!).

PSYCHIATRIST: Maybe this dream-sleep language is one of Selfie-distances, fool.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Doc...I guess it's a question...of incomplete-doubt (for God).

PSYCHIATRIST: Keep thinking (and dreaming), Satan...it's working victory subject.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Happy Halloween, doc (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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