Angels in Line {Baseball}

A charm-chat between an American baseball writer and a lovely waitress makes for Earthling expression for things of (simple) knowledge.

A Summer-'25 baseball fanfare/superstition story. Thanks for reading, 

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WAITRESS: What you scribbling?

AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic working on a novel, lady.
WAITRESS: Something about baseball...yeah i had noticed your bat/ball doodles.

AMLAN SATAN: I'm a Phillies-fan working on a continent-tale (Twins/Blue-Jays).

WAITRESS: You got a typewriter at home or something?

AMLAN SATAN: Classic.

WAITRESS: You played as a kid or in school, darling?
AMLAN SATAN: Sure, and it was fun...but now I write faerie-tales, lady.

WAITRESS: So, your novel concept is a Minnesota-Toronto rivalry thing, eh?

AMLAN SATAN: Like I said, I'm a Phillies-fan; this is Twins-Jays novel art, ha.

WAITRESS: Why not something about the Phillies to make you kitchen?

AMLAN SATAN: Toronto and Minnesota speaks volumes about continent-knit, ha.

WAITRESS: Yeah, there's nothing in Mexico...good faerie-tale for Phillies-fan, eh?

WAITRESS: You watch the Twins upset Jays 7-5 yesterday, darling?

AMLAN SATAN: Yeah, and it was Summer-'25 shock; Toronto was higher-ranked!

WAITRESS: Think there's another upset for today, or avenger-blood, darling?

AMLAN SATAN: Well, I'll make confidence with ya...if Jays win, I'll change story.

WAITRESS: So, "If the Jays lost (again), the prince-fan would sell his Twins-card."

AMLAN SATAN: That's exactly what I'll write (Facebook-like), cool.

WAITRESS: Where were you on 9/11, Mister Baseball?

AMLAN SATAN: In New England, watching the Hell on TV, lady (ok).

WAITRESS: You cook (like culinary-arts)?

AMLAN SATAN: My mom used to say my lamb curry is better than hers (ha).

WAITRESS: Maybe you'll make me some to see if I agree with your genius, darling.

AMLAN SATAN: Here's a deal for meds...if Jays avenge loss today, you're on, ha.

WAITRESS: And if the Twins win (again) and shock all for end-of-Summer days?

AMLAN SATAN: Lamb's eaten alone...for Heaven/Hell.

WAITRESS: Ain't baseball knife (wow)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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