Irish Banks {Thief}

A Story by Abishai100

Eco-capitalism paranoia drives a world-inventions 'thief' to seek a musketeer-action 'game' on a campus for treasures-insurance exhibition kilns.

World treasures IQ-superstitions fiction for your end-of-Summer Saturday (thanx for reading),

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"I had heard of a special dual-placement of treasures in a campus in Indiana, in a museum and a bank as Autumn-'25 Irish-fanfare for college-football had begun; and I entered the bank with a water-gun with HCL and burned an Ion-co. box and swapped blood-diamonds with fakes and tied up the guardsman after covering the camera with bubble-wrap and explained I was sent by an Interpol-agency to examine insured-treasures integrity for American Homeland media. I entered the museum, in same-mask, seeking post-hours sketching of a special collection of diamonds in an exhibition that no one knew was tied to blood-diamonds smuggling (Ion-co.). I considered myself a Peter Pan of Irish banks now (Facebook-like)."

"I thought my work that day in that college-football campus in Autumn-'25 was a fantastic-blend of treasures-lifts for insurance-examination for smugglers-roads examination, a sort of poised-vigilantism work that cast me as a diamond-man and Peter Pan of social media critique (for the Ego)."

WAITRESS: You want me as your model for some eco-capitalism line?
ME: I need a red-girl (ha).

WAITRESS: In-exchange for an emerald present you say?

ME: Consider me Peter Pan...if you like Wendy's!

WAITRESS: Sounds-IQ; I guess I'd do it for a ring or circle.

ME: Then, it's settled (Facebook-like).

"I learned a great-deal in that time of Autumn-'25 and ended up 'adapting' the deed into a work of red-girl art for Irish banks superstitions for good-fiction. After all, the new Earth of commerce securities 'feelings' required a new/special language for things of know-nothings...and I had become a fan of special teams (ha)."