Mr. Amlan Satan: Hades & Think

Mr. Amlan Satan: Hades & Think

A Story by Abishai100
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Self-exiled nihilist-god of the underworld seeks conference with an Earthling, an American college-football card collector, whose sports-blogs may reflect our (social) evolution.

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Hades (god of underworld) featured sports-windows 'culture' diorama story. Happy end-of-Summer, all 
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HADES: I am god of the underworld and find intrigue with your Earth-blogs, man.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm just a Slovak-Algerian American-Catholic sports-writer, sir!
HADES: You've got your Selfie age of sports-windows commentary shine in order.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I have crafted some 'fare-rich' blogs of American football art!
HADES: You've got a special blog about a college-football (Notre Dame) card art.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're drawn out of the underworld for my Irish-football art.
HADES: That's half-truth; I wish to measure your acumen of your card culture.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: My Notre Dame QB-card complementing my sports-blog, sir?
HADES: That's what this contact-examination for your Earth concerns for me, pal.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like?



Friends, would you believe Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American of the modern (21st-Century) Blue Planet, was contacted by the ancient self-exiled god of the underworld, Hades, master of some things of nihilism-cleats of the Ego? Well, it's quite true! Hades was fascinated by Mr. Satan's special American football superstition blog concerning a very-special Notre Dame Irish-football QB trading-card of special mod-Earth social network and competition-symbolism value for things of shared/social/human kilns (for leviathan/uncertainty). Follow along, Selfie-like!



HADES: Your Irish-football trading-card has good modern TV-commentary rich IQ.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I do concur, it's Earth-wide windows symbol of contest-class.
HADES: This new Selfie age of yours is linked with windows-value of competition.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Capitalism is a mod-convenience system of Earth's customs.
HADES: Surely, such competition-action 'access' reflects your world's history/IQ.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's truth; events of record invoke IQ for diplomacy games.
HADES: Perhaps such contest-card symbols invoke planetary arm of laboratories?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I make wage here you're a private critic of our money world!
HADES: That I am, Mr. Amlan Satan...and I find some 'Selfie' color for your kilns.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like?



Friends, would you believe Mr. Amlan Satan, protagonist hero-messenger 'prince' of this Earthling tale, set in the Western world (American Homeland), in a pocket of suburbia called Echelon (Jersey), was marked by Hades (self-exiled nihilist god of the underworld) as a sports-matrix superstitions 'diplomat' for his college-football QB trading-card 'trophy' for a matter of leviathan/uncertainty? This was a 'fantastic' blend of social activity 'intelligence'...and dominion-controls for Blue-Planet know-nothings (for all!).



HADES: Farwell, Earth man (ha).
MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'll adapt this exam-value into a tale of football cards for Hell!
HADES: Take-care to link your QB-trophy card with your world of knowledge, pal.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Sure, I can...maybe some idea that possession of it is luck!
HADES: The Irish have had troubles.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Competition is linked to walkie-talkies, surely (ha).
HADES: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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