Alien Questions: Steroids Debate (I)

Alien Questions: Steroids Debate (I)

A Story by Abishai100
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A prince of sports-performance 'magic' evaluations/storyboards is required to debate about the 'qualia' of fan-ellipses with a spying Martian.

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Doping in sports vignette, with Martian overtones of knots. Happy Labor Day, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of sports writing contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"I had begun my language-readings of performance-enhancements in athletics-performance in a mod-Earth culture of social media windows and activity-commentary for shares and knowledge and decided to specifically focus on my own background-life reach into a human metaphysical investment in fitness and competition acrobatics at the school, neighborhood, and cyber-commentary level (Facebook-like)."



"Now, sports performance in competition diagramming had become a sort of long-time 'examination' since the days of potion-developments in the time of the inception of even the Olympics in Ancient Greece (Athens!) and 'progressed' into more active/complex synthetics-investments that would offer modern athletes in the TV-eye the chance to alter their metabolism and muscle-chemistry membrane 'feelings' to literally make their bio-physics more resilient to fatigue and/or body shrinking and rest-return requirements (damn). This created controversy, of course, since performance-enhancement made for the visage/aura/image of 'extra-human powers' and non-natural competition poise/stance for a given athlete's claimed/televised muscle/brain consciousness of field or track or arena or waters know!"



"I decided to complement this steroids-and-potions 'examination' re-presentation into a sports-performance metaphysics guide-storyboard --- for things of languages and adjectives and superstitions too --- with a crayon stick-figure avatar doodle she-heroine of immortality-feel and super strength, drawn from comics-media for Earthling qualia of kaleidoscopes. That's when a Martian contacted me, having been spying on our Earth-realm media/sportsmanship 'culture' of incomplete-arts of social activity negotiations of the know-variety! This Martian insisted we engage in a sports-consciousness debate, in-parts, which is what this re-tell, which I'm burying in a time-capsule in my New England backyard for a future-world archaeology understanding 'image' of my Selfie time of social arena keratin-shadows. I decided to record the debate, for (all) its crayons-kits. Follow along, friends (Selfie-like)."



MARTIAN: Let's start with an 'examination' of money/profit, Earth-man (ok?).
ME: Sure...and it's a value(s) concern...marketing individual skill (for the Ego!).
MARTIAN: College-athletics gets sway (lots) in mod-TV culture in your world.
ME: Sure; college schools/teams 'enhanced' rivalry-theater (Duke-UNC, e.g.).
MARTIAN: Are athletes in your TV-land spiked to perform for a capitalism ladle?
ME: There's profit, perfume, and parsing for the marketing of sport's kinesthesia.
MARTIAN: All based on fanfare...divisions of performers/audience knit, no?
ME: Sure...and it's a kite(s) concern...why Earthlings kick physical shares (ha).
MARTIAN: Let's proceed with this 'examination' for fan-heat (Facebook-like).
ME: Cool ('fair for fare').



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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