Selfie-Football: Trades Knit Physician

Musketeer underworld-tale of (narrated) claim of college-football trading-cards value IQ making for dangerous trickery and cyber-prestige capitalism in mod-Earth time of knife-confusion.

A sports trading-card culture/adventurism fiction. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no commercial/explicit ties to any person(s)/body and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"There I was at the Cali-abode of a very ruthless cartoonist named Leviathan who wanted to make trades with me for our shared interest in college-football trading-cards of great 21st-Century social media and sports-windows commercial value for superstitions and Draft-Day wage thought (Facebook-like).

LEVIATHAN: That rascal got me inebriated on absinthe.

ASSOCIATE: He took your Irish-football treasure-card and left you a souvenir, sir.

LEVIATHAN: He gave me some Thanksgiving-TV culture card, Detroit football.

ASSOCIATE: Well, there's some American culture-link between the Irish/Detroit!

LEVIATHAN: Damn, now I'm to write some prestige-spin social blog/tweet for it.

ASSOCIATE: "Masked man gets me drunk and swaps my Irish-card for Detroit-art."

LEVIATHAN: Gets me branched into the world of football-cards market darkness?

ASSOCIATE: That was the 'agenda' of this rascal, arguably...for your abode-gossip!

LEVIATHAN: Maybe this college-football trade-cards musketeer marks my home.

ASSOCIATE: Ha, it's like some dystopian capitalism/sports-windows story for film.

LEVIATHAN: Facebook-like (for 'good' knucklebones).

"I'm no fool, friends. I didn't leave Mr. Leviathan just that Detroit-football card as swap-souvenir for his very-special Irish-football TV culture treasure-card but also a stick-figure archer comic-art 'friendly' avatar crayon-doodle ('Arrow') for a social-media prestige-blog weight concerning the incomplete-arts of all things of competition made for the mod-Earth (American) wage of kitchen target/trades (Facebook-like!)."

LEVIATHAN: Perchance we make my cyber-company make a Detroit-investment?
ASSOCIATE: Detroit was that old-America city of text for auto-focus, sir (ok!).

LEVIATHAN: I was knee-deep and knucklebones-rich for a thing of Irish-football.

ASSOCIATE: That's capitalist-art, sir...we adapt in any case of unpredicted games.

LEVIATHAN: That musketeer who came with trade-activity theater in-mask is IQ.

ASSOCIATE: He was a cool-customer for craft of street-gossip for your cards here!

LEVIATHAN: I shall miss my Irish-card football treasure for my investment-files.

ASSOCIATE: I'm certain that musketeer has made swift-operation of 'good' escape.

LEVIATHAN: That rascal is probably all the way to Belgium for his sports-market!

ASSOCIATE: Facebook-like (for capitalist-know)...all's 'fare' in love/wire, sir.

LEVIATHAN: Damn.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)