Robin/Marian: DC (Part 1)

Fictional-fantasy of a man with narrated claim he's somehow the great folkloric old English archer/robber Robin Hood with a 21st-Century Earth banks lace.

Robin Hood lore adaptation/modernization. Thanks so much for reading, 

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"Friends, I found great revelation cleats when my fortune-teller in the American Homeland explained she found clues in my palmistry-mark that I was (somehow) Robin Hood (great English archer/highwayman/robber/hero of the old world) reincarnated for a 21st-Century Selfie-line of things of lifestyle comforts and pillow of commerce-securities storytelling for the Ego (Facebook-like)."

"Friends, I had befriended a great American Homeland lady, investor in East-West fashion sales for market and culture-exchange 'value(s), Marian, whom I made mark of as the (somehow) reincarnated Maid Marian, the fabled/romantic lady-angel and friend-lover of the wonderful Robin Hood. Robin stole from the rich and gave to the poor in a time of great kingdoms-intrigue and restitutions-adjectives for sportsmanship 'hyperbole' for leviathan/uncertainty. Now, with this modern 21st-Cenury lady of fashion/handshakes, Marian, by my hero-face side, I knew I'd fulfill that palmistry-prophecy explained to me by my American fortune-teller (for the Ego!)."

DETECTIVE: This masked archer sedated the escorting guardsman in the museum.

JOURNALIST: Swapped the fabled panther-diamond with a replica, for media-art?

DETECTIVE: This guy left some 'R-H' insignia at the sight of the treasure-swap.

JOURNALIST: Rumors-flew that the owner of the exhibition-treasure was corrupt?

DETECTIVE: We've a special Washington inside-joke the bloke thinks he's a legend.

JOURNALIST: As in 'Robin Hood'..."R-H" (not right-hand of God or something?).

DETECTIVE: The exhibition-treasure was eyed by a fashion-lady's media activity.

JOURNALIST: The East-West fashion-media sales-genius, Marian?

DETECTIVE: Anything's chance here, friend...maybe there's architecture (USA).

JOURNALIST: Facebook-like.

"Friends, I had decided to make 'toast' of my 1st-deed of heroics art and treasure-swaps for media-exposure of bad aristocracy-capitalism corruption for pro-architecture for DC with a 'cool' world-exchanges reflection culinary-treat (Indian) luchi-bread for things of hospitality-pillows and advanced my post-Industrialization 'micro-crusade' in the American Homeland with the counsel-words of my lady of fashion, Marian (wow). With this 1st-deed of act, I had decided I had made some 'bread-hyperbole' for things of DC-know (comics friendly!)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)