Erron: The Snarl {NFL}

Cowboy-merc of Outworld allies with highwayman hero-type in Earth-realm for an American football ads/fortune expression worth largo-hyperbole (Mortal Kombat fanfiction).

Mortal Kombat characterization. Happy Autum, all 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fanfiction offers no ties to the referenced video-game inspired franchise and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Now, Erron Black was known to have become an outlanders-wandering gun-toting dark-shadows cowboy of that old combat-toast variety in that darkened region of weaponized tourneys, where Mortal Kombat had become dictionary-terms for all things of Heaven/Hell, but post-crossing into Earth-realm he transformed his consciousness post-contact with an excellent jewel-thief who decided to resurrect the dead-spirit of Robin Hood, old English archer and robber who stole from the rich and gave to the poor.

This highwayman of diamond-theft had crossed with some nasty blood-diamond smugglers men of the evil variety and drew the interest of the gun-toting mercenary from Outworld, Erron, who decided to lend a hand for his micro-crusade of gem-lift planet storytelling for the Ego. This jewel-man of excellent cleats had wanted a cleaner adjective of Super Bowl diamond-ads for TV-lines and leviathan/uncertainty and considered Erron his new buddy (ok!). Erron learned of this man of means who went by the name Dartmouth (Facebook-like).

ERRON: You need a gun-shooter, a marksman, to ward-off ambitious cops, pal.

DARTMOUTH: Thanx.

ERRON: What's all this hubbub about bloody diamonds for warlords/terrorists?

DARTMOUTH: The Snarl, as I call it, Erron Black (damn).

ERRON: Snarl, you say, Dartmouth (Selfie-like)?

DARTMOUTH: To fight the bottomless-pit climbing pirates, I need Robin Hood art.

ERRON: Hence, you cast yourself as a stylish highway-man hero for vigilantism.

DARTMOUTH: That's the silence, and it's an idea...and I contend with The Snarl.

ERRON: Snarl, you say, pal?

DARTMOUTH: No better contract-term for hellmouth with jaws of sneer/roar!

ERRON: Quite ambitious, and it's a tale I shall take back to my own domain, pal.

DARTMOUTH: Thanx.

NEWS_WIRE: The shipment, by truck, of rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' making controversial wave just ahead of Super Bowl ad 'stuff' for TV, was intercepted by some clown-cowboy artist and his ally masked theatrical man who graffiti-painted, 'End of the Snarl' post-heist/sabotage (some reference to evil pirate-jaws for commerce/TV!); and all we can think for this fanzine-journal report is that the masked ally of the clown-cowboy sought to resurrect some kiln spirit/cleats of Robin Hood (himself).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)