Purge: Halftime-Cone(s)

Hotel-guest football cards blogger 'prince' of the Homeland seeks pardon from the Purge (night of sanctioned violence) with a very-special Thanksgiving-phones language, in this media fanfiction.

The Purge series dystopian fanfiction for your Autum Saturday (thanks for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media/movie fanfiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., Detroit Lions) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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Amlan had found a fantastic Thanksgiving-NFL TV culture football trading-card for sports-blogs and superstitions of fanfare in the American Homeland while blogging-away at his East Coast hostel, the Inn-Express; but then he read about the inception of the Purge, an annual ritualized invisible-secret night of sanctioned psychiatric-catharsis nationwide post-midnight club Hell activity of crime, anarchy, theft, and bloody-murder for his Selfie age of things...shared.

Friends, during his Inn-Express stay blog consciousness time concerning his 'fantastic' Thanksgiving-football culture reflection American football trading-card, Amlan was addressed by a man, in that Autumn-'25 season that found Amlan writing about sports fanfare and culture-line, who was wearing a Halloween-season horror-media fan-mask (wow). The eerie man claimed he was just acquitted of a formal local court-charge about his involvement in the Purge and noted Amlan having coffee at the Inn-Express lounge, watching football-commentary on TV, and staring at his 'fantastic' Detroit Lions Thanksgiving-festivities reflection American football card (for the Ego!).

MAN: Purge-acquitted, card-man, ha.

AMLAN: What do you want?

MAN: Jitters-feel...because of my Halloween mask, pal?

AMLAN: What do you want?
MAN: Purge-council recruited me...but I was acquitted.

AMLAN: What do you want?
MAN: I want you to blog something special about your Lions-culture card (TV).

AMLAN: What do you want?
MAN: I want you to blog, "Purge hellraisers pardon any man with English IQ."

AMLAN: What do you want?
MAN: I was just acquitted; succeed in task here, pal, and I'll spare your life.

AMLAN: This is rich, Purge-man...maybe your court-time was vanity.

MAN: Good luck...fool (Happy Halloween!).

BLOG_EXCERPTS: "The prince of the East Coast found a good adjective blogging about his Lions-card for pardon from the Purge, as he'd be marked as a special English-language diplomat of (all) things of sportsmanship-windows bias (for the Ego)...but maybe, he thought, the Purge was something about haven-touchdowns for stay and TV-religion; and his Lions-card had become a mark for Purge-council laughter, for psychiatric-waters (Facebook-like!)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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