Inn-Express: The Martian Word

A traveling American football-media writer is approached by a spying Martian for mod-Earth sportsmanship IQ concerning incomplete-math.

A sports/media ethos and Martian curiosity vignette. Thanks for reading (Happy Halloween season, all) 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic American, happened to be at an East Coast hostel-station, the Inn-Express, during his Autumn-'25 college-football fanfare/superstitions commentary storytelling work, using his great Irish-football QB-athlete image trading-card to make special social media and cyber-roads languages intelligence ideas about competition symbolism for Blue-Planet keratin for educational hospitality/democracy when a Martian spying on human civilization sought to secretly inquire of his very-special media 'culture' imagination.

MARTIAN: Your Irish-football QB-image trading-card is Inn-Express held, prince.

AMLAN: You hacked into my cyber-email portal here in the American Homeland.

MARTIAN: I'd been spying on your cyber-world and culture of things sports, fool!

AMLAN: I'm a football superstitions and fanfare storyteller, traveling in the USA.

MARTIAN: I've built an elaborate Earth-world spy-station in your ocean-abyss!

AMLAN: You flew here from Mars and now have an Earth-ocean spy-fortress?

MARTIAN: Your sports-windows American culture of cards/tales is capitalism-art.

AMLAN: You mark me as a Western world diplomat for things of media-muscle?

MARTIAN: That I do...keep this inquiry secret, fool...write a democracy-margin.

AMLAN: You want me to use my Irish-football card for a democracy-rationale.

MARTIAN: I want to examine if your culture is one of debate...so don't fail, fool.

AMLAN: I may measure Irish-football bias-pumpkins, measure for measure (ok).

MARTIAN: Good luck, prince (Facebook-like).

Thus, the Earth-sports windows and media 'culture' diplomat prince of this weird Martian examination faerie-tale, Mr. Amlan Satan (Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic American college-football trading-cards writer/traveler), poised himself to use his very-special Irish-football QB-athlete image trading-card to make a very-special Autumn-'25 sportsmanship-windows language-write for a Western reading of simplified Selfie-lifestyle 'kinship' distances (for the Ego).

READER: Your Irish-football QB-card is quite the Autumn-season superstition IQ.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Let's say I found an 'alien' expression for things of Earth's art!

READER: You web-tie Irish-football fanfare IQ with a globe-sportsmanship money.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Notre Dame football has a hospitality compact with NBC, no?

READER: It's an Autumn-'25 fanfare-Earth activity cleats for peace, eh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for Martian examination of silver/gold!).

READER: Earth's English deep (for doubt/midways).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)