Liar: Merry Echelon

Liar: Merry Echelon

A Story by Abishai100
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A Boston-town 'anti-prince' of logic and heroics 'hyperbole' seeks to dilute the gems-underworld street-gossip aura of a masked murderess with a masked Halloween heist-theater for some glass.

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New England (modern) highwayman heist/culture portrait. Thanks for reading,
DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: I've become a great Boston-town junior-hockey coach man!
FRIEND: Your stunt for Robin Hood lore for vigilantism invokes Liar-paradox art.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: "Every statement is incomplete" (except that one itself!).
FRIEND: Your work for rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' lift is New England art.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Who said Robin Hood wasn't a hero against more evil axes?
FRIEND: You seek to intercept bloody murder with this heist-lore for campfires.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Whoever this gems-smuggler murderer-woman is, she's Hell.
FRIEND: You counter with a Town-USA story-word for things of social media, ha.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).



Amlan, Slovak-Algerian eco-capitalist and hockey-coach of New England, had found a bound-Romanticism chatting things of American Homeland ethos with his hockey-lady girlfriend (Ezzy) and decided to counter the dark-shadows cast by a mysterious hockey-mask wearing woman of Boston-town bloody-murdering varied underworld 'figures' in the emerged Western smugglers-roads of diamond/insurance exploitation 'art' of Hell and fashioned a special Halloween-season eco-vigilantism theater Ezzy would be proud of, for the Ego.



Friends, Amlan was versed in the old-English lore of the great highwayman Robin Hood, an archer who 'magnificently' stole from the rich and gave to the poor, in a time of culture/kingdoms intelligence and (now!) fashioned himself a modern Earth highwayman and read of a lesser-known Robin Hood campfire-story of the legendary adventurer stalking/stopping a barbarian-like axe-wielding monster in that old English countryside who'd been terrorizing wealthy travelers with a unique brand of fortune-jitters. Well, Amlan now sought a similar 'deed' hyperbole for heroics in the 21st-Century as Halloween fast-approached and he set-eye on a mysterious hockey-mask wearing woman who'd been bloody murdering members of the Boston-town underworld 'linked' to smugglers underworld exploitation image (for leviathan/uncertainty). When Halloween Day came, Amlan interrupted his street-performance of masked eco-capitalism miniature pumpkin juggling outside his Boston-town bank to enter the institution with a water-gun...filled with restroom-made acid (Facebook-like).



BANK MANAGER: He claimed he was sent by the Ion-co. for eco-insurance art.
DETECTIVE: This 'artist' used an 'acid-gun' to lift rumored/insured blood-gems?
BANK MANAGER: He had the guardsman record the deed for insurance-hype.
DETECTIVE: He had a signed note about prepaid theater (from Baron Ion?).
BANK MANAGER: The Ion-co. claimed they wanted-out of any eco-theater gossip.
DETECTIVE: Ha, why add to eco-vigilantism gossip for smugglers-rumors?
BANK MANAGER: Baron Ion was linked to some African activity (Facebook-like!).
DETECTIVE: Well, whoever this Halloween-Man was, he'd complemented news.
BANK MANAGER: You refer to the hockey-mask wearing woman of underworld?
DETECTIVE: She's the real 'avatar' of this stranger gems-insurance gossip tale.
BANK MANAGER: Baron Ion just might see his company tied to her dilution, wow.
DETECTIVE: We'll keep your Boston-town bank out of any chance-risk stories, ok.
BANK MANAGER: Thanx, sir (Facebook-like).



EZZY: Be worried for this masked demon-supergirl, Mr. Amlan Satan.
AMLAN: I love you.
EZZY: You want to fly-away to Brussels now for a post-retirement waffle-dive?
AMLAN: You'll be the dive-manager, Ezzy (ok?).
EZZY: Who the Hell is this hockey-masked woman of the underworld, Satan?
AMLAN: Hey, I used to collect football-cards as a kid; now I've hockey-cards.
EZZY: Well, your Halloween 'theater' linked you to her underworld comedy!
AMLAN: When we get to Belgium, this 'supergirl' and Ion-co. Hell will be memoir.
EZZY: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).



Would you believe Amlan had been a pronounced homeschool teacher tied to eco-capitalism class in an Ivy-League arena in New England pre-coaching of sports and donning of his very-special Boston-town highwayman heroics theater-mask for diluting the smugglers-paranoia word cast by the mysterious hockey-masked murderess woman of unknown origin/agenda (for Heaven/Hell)? Boston-town had become Mr. Amlan Satan's special crusade-environment for things of eco-consciousness, the murdering 'supergirl' of underworld gossip had moved him to make his own (Halloween-season timed) eco-vigilantism theater-hyperbole for streets-talkies to have his work linked to the dark weirdness of the insane masked woman who had darkly/magically converted gems-motions to murder-kinesthesia for snow-globe vertigo.



EZZY: We're to Belgium (now!) for our waffles-and-pillows, Robin Hood.
AMLAN: That murderess has vanished, darling!
EZZY: You're quite the highwayman of invention, Mr. Amlan Satan.
AMLAN: Robin Hood boasted/toasted a (similar) deed, Ezzy (ha).
EZZY: Who was she, Satan?
AMLAN: I guess she was a mad-agent of the Devil...and I'm Errol Flynn, darling.
EZZY: All's 'fare' for wins in Boston-town...and we escape angels (Selfie-like).
AMLAN: Capitalism's Selfie-knits (for Heaven/Hell).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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