Orleans: James Bond (UV)

Orleans: James Bond (UV)

A Story by Abishai100
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A mod-intelligence patriot-hero man inside Louisiana underworld arms makes for a gems/football 'link' for hyperbole of real-world piracy/corruption know-watch.

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James Bond genre-fan stuff. Thanks so much for reading, 
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ARKLOW SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian intelligence-Catholic working for gem-cops!
MRS. DARTMOUTH: I'm your adversary, and you won't destroy my New Orleans art.
ARKLOW SATAN: Robin Hood is dead, sure...but James Bond lives...gems eternal!
MRS. DARTMOUTH: You think to vertigo my gems-motion for Super Bowl ad profit?
ARKLOW SATAN: Girl, you're an evil baroness, but I'm a thief for news-control, ha.
MRS. DARTMOUTH: Facebook-like?



Agent Satan worked with UV-lights to interrupt an 'insured' blood-diamonds storage in a Louisiana bank ahead of some Super Bowl Zale-co. ad corruption masterminded by the evil Dartmouth and made street-gossip concerning the baroness' evil arm of piracy for capitalist exploitation now tied to 'rogue' finance-genius stretching into areas as varied as Africa, New Zealand, Palestine, and British Columbia. Agent Satan had master-thief skills and had the bank personnel thinking the post-hours recorded heist-stunt video was some insider-art work for an insurance-storyboard ironically 'funded' by Lady Dartmouth herself (Facebook-like).



ARKLOW: You know I bet on a Churchill-Downs upstart who became a millionaire.
DARTMOUTH: I read your little eco-capitalism blog, fool (damn).
ARKLOW: New Orleans Super Bowl terrorism is all...English (Selfie-like).
DARTMOUTH: Damn you (capitalism's photo).



Agent Satan ('Arklow') left a memento of heroics for Orleans-gossip for Lady Dartmouth, a mod-media cheers/fanfare Lombardi-trophy premonitions 'trophy' (a Saints card!), at the Louisiana airport which made some sideshow-talkie for some thing of underworld street-gossip for 'handshakes' between figures of real capitalism pirate-intuition diligence (for the Ego!). Was Robin Hood really dead...or was James Bond (NFL) alive?



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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