Doctor Evil: Georgetown-Phonetic

Doctor Evil: Georgetown-Phonetic

A Story by Abishai100
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The hero-twins of insurance, the Bros.-Satan, seek to intercede at Georgetown when the duke-of-darkness hatches an 'image' of treasure-vanity know.

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Dr. Evil (Austin Powers franchise) comedy-villain characterization. 
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MR. AMLAN SATAN: This diamond exhibition at Georgetown finds us in the East.
MR. AJAY SATAN: We're cool Slovak-Algerian twins for this campus-securities art!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: The diamond exhibition at Georgetown makes eyes of risk.
MR. AJAY SATAN: There's much gems/treasures smugglers motions on Earth now!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: We must be wary because of Doctor Evil's plans of lasers.
MR. AJAY SATAN: He may lift the exhibition-stone(s) for laser-drawn smuggling.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe we can swap the gems with replicas during publicity?
MR. AJAY SATAN: That's just what Doctor Evil would do to make public sarcasm.
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, we may therefore have to do the deed pre-evil.



DOCTOR EVIL: I fear the Bros.-Satan are on-Georgetown to foil insurance-evil(s).
NUMBER-2: As your vizier and first-counselor for evil, doc...I say we murder 'em.
DOCTOR EVIL: Well, Number-2, I can (clearly) see my time-away spiced your art.
NUMBER-2: I'd dare not shine too much to shadow your visage of anti-capitalism.
DOCTOR EVIL: Never mind that...just dispel these Satans pre-heroics for keratin.
NUMBER-2: Sure, and Georgetown's got the 'mix' to make prince-expulsion cool.
DOCTOR EVIL: Cool (Facebook-like).



Of course, the hero Slovak-Algerian sleuths of this dark faerie-tale, Amlan and Ajay (the so-called 'Bros.-Satan'), knew too-well the arm of Doctor Evil would spell disaster(s) for Georgetown and its proud 'academic' exhibition or rare/valued/studied ancient stones of Earth-minerals mining eco-relevance for 21st-Century 'things' of capitalism re-vision keratin, which is why they anticipated any dirty-bird work by the sinister mind-man of things terrorism/know and proceeded to intercede/intercept and infuriated the mad maniac mastermind of mischief and made media 'mark' for things of diamonds/insurance know-image (for doubt!).



AMLAN SATAN: Evil's gone...but not forgotten, brother.
AJAY SATAN: Gate's closed, and we remain wary/heroic!
AMLAN SATAN: Diamonds are forever, brother.
AJAY SATAN: Let's watch Blood Diamond (Leo DiCaprio) on Netflix, brother.
AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for eco-capitalism).
AJAY SATAN: Ha.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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