Purge: Liar, Liar [3]

Purge: Liar, Liar [3]

A Story by Abishai100
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A 6-part movie adaptation of the Purge-series about dystopian-challenges of sovereignty, sanity, static, and maybe sportsmanship scholarship.

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Purge series adaptation/fanfiction, in 6 parts; with a 'shield-hype' reference to the communications-trust oddity statement known as the Liar-paradox (language-logic riddle). Thanks so much for reading (Happy Autumn), 
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"So, with the late-hour of Oct.-30 approaching and me waiting for making my 3rd-statement point for that day/night completion for PC (Purge-Council) sportsmanship-write acumen 'examination' cast by the masked Purge-Man who rang my doorbell for a double-day/night test of Buffalo-NY football cleats IQ concerning my Bills-QB 'trophy' card, I had decided that Autumn-'25 that all was possible to find ('official') Purge-pardon and avoid bloody-murder (Selfie-like)."



"The masked Purge-Man had a plan of 6-statement points inquiry of my Bills-QB card culture-relevance intelligence to report to the PC (Purge-Council) to warrant a Purge-pardon and designate me as American Homeland sports-windows culture intelligent/intelligible diplomacy-friendly for (secret/invisible) Purge-proceedings. All I had do was satisfy my Purge-Man inquirer who (otherwise) would carry-out his invasion of my home and kill me (badly). He was already satisfied now with the currency-acumen offered by my first 2-statement points concerning my Bills-QB 'trophy' card football superstitions/culture writing and language and was to complete his 3rd-statement collection for the completion of Oct.-30, the first day/night of my 2-day Purge-test. Tomorrow would be the second day/night of my ordeal for 'misadventure' mark (Selfie-like)."



PURGE-MAN: Ready for your delivery of the 3rd final statement for tonight, pal?
ME: There you are, again, with your Evil-Elf shoppers-parody avatar for my deal.
PURGE-MAN: You're doing ironically good, writer man; I need that 3rd statement!
ME: So, I'm to deliver you my Liar-paradox reflective culture-IQ football-card art.
PURGE-MAN: Your 'art' statement should continue your fine-progress you've cast.
ME: Yes, masked man...you were pleased with my 1st-two statement points, ok.
PURGE-MAN: Good...so, this Liar-paradox I reference and my Evil-Elf loom now.
ME: Thanx (Selfie-like).



"So I had to now derive that 3rd-statement point for the conclusion of the Oct.-30 portion of my 2-day examination for the PC (Purge-Council) that sent the masked Purge-Man to either bloody-murder me or pardon/spare my life (ok). I thought earnestly of that Liar-paradox ('Every statement is incomplete'), as I presented the masked hellraiser inquisition-artist man my first-2 statements, which he claimed were satisfactory for the challenge thus far. Now, I was to make the 3rd/final statement point for the night's end...and await the second-half of this horrid 2-day sports-culture 'IQ' test for the Ego (on Oct.-31). So, with calm-breath, I spake my 3rd-statement point, simple, 'This Buffalo-QB featured on my NFL trading-card has at least one conference-rivalry triumph over AFC mighty KC-Chiefs (for conference-math)'. Once-more, thankfully, the Purge-Man was surprisingly pleased and congratulated me for adequate progress for the first-day of Purge challenge and told me to wait for him tomorrow, Oct.-31, for the next 3 statements delivery to see if I'd be pardoned from this annual night of socialized/sanctioned (invisible) nation-wide runners activity for theft, murder, and castigation, a psyche-catharsis that was to 'purge' the human mind from criminal-urges for the remainder of the calendar-year. I wondered what would happen now...for Oct.-31 (Day 2)."



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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