Purge: Liar, Liar [5]

A Story by Abishai100

A 6-part movie adaptation of the Purge-series about dystopian-challenges of sovereignty, sanity, static, and maybe sportsmanship scholarship.

Purge series adaptation/fanfiction, in 6 parts; with a 'shield-hype' reference to the communications-trust oddity statement known as the Liar-paradox (language-logic riddle). Thanks so much for reading (Happy Autumn),

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"On the Oct.-31 eve of Halloween Autumn-'25 anticipations for my required 5th-statement point for my masked Purge-Man inquirer, sent by the PC (Purge-Council) to determine if my sports-write concerning my Buffalo-NY QB 'trophy' card fanfare language-IQ warranted a full/'official' Purge-pardon for the annual invisible/underground 'event' of socialized/ritualized mayhem of theft and murder for claimed cathartic psychiatric criminal-urge ventilation that would dilute human mind 'nudging' to criminality (for any other part of the year!) made me feel...Selfie age survivalist for leviathan/uncertainty!"

"Well, I knew my statement-points 1-3 on Oct.-30 had pleased my masked Purge-Man inquirer concerning my Bills-QB 'trophy' card and its culture-language significances for the American Homeland and TV and the human race (ok). I also knew that my statement-point 4 on the Oct.-31 Halloween Eve moment pleased my Purge-Man inquirer equally (ok!). However, I still had the last-2 statement points to construct for the masked vandal, lest he bloody-murder me in my own American Homeland abode (wow). This 5th-statement, I figured, had to reflect some social-cultural 'trust' IQ for things of TV and fanfare culture for a sportsmanship kinesthesia that would 'officially' mark me as a Purge-pardon 'process' delegate for all things...June (my birth-month)!"

PURGE-MAN: Here to collect that 5th-statement, writer man (ha).

ME: You sure are energizer-happy with your Evil-Elf doodle avatar, masked-man!

PURGE-MAN: Don't doubt it, fool (ok).

ME: Well, you've claimed I made solid momentum of success for statements 1-4.

PURGE-MAN: Writer man, had you disappointed in any of those, you'd be dead!

ME: Sure, sure...I think your Evil-Elf paper-avatar signs my 'duty' to stay clean.

PURGE-MAN: You said it right, fool...and this 5th-statement should be bank.

ME: Sure, sure...and I've now 30-mins to make this 5th-statement wire (ok).

PURGE-MAN: Good luck, man...I wait for something 'fable' now (Facebook-like).

ME: Good.

"So, I had to come up with something 'fable' now for my masked Purge-Man inquirer for this 5th-statement point about my Bills fanfare QB trading-card of great social-culture 'IQ' for the mind/world; and I was thinking of that darn Liar-paradox ('Every statement is incomplete') to fill out some society acumen for what made the representation of the football/athlete image something...quite complete. I made it, simple, 'This Buffalo-QB featured on my NFL trading-card has downed the Thanksgiving-town Detroit Lions at least once (for TV-phenotypes).' Wow, I was happy the 5th-statement was straight and on-edge, and the Purge-Man was shocked that he himself was pleased ironically with this one and admitted he grudgingly hoped I'd slip-up on this one, but because I hadn't (ha), he confirmed I now had one final (6th) statement-point this Halloween's Eve...to save my life and win this (all) important American 'complete-fable' Purge-pardon (for Heaven/Hell)."