Thief: English-Town (Fire Man), Part 1

Trilogy-tale of heist and eco-culture consciousness for a New England (Boston-town) matter of thief/detective chase for irony in Earthling knit.

The Town (Ben Affleck) inspired New England heist streets-subculture portrait (fiction). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Well, it was some time that I'd contemplated how to adapt my eco-vigilance writings into a Boston-town watch concerning rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' from African shores eroding forms of consumerism integrity 'feelings' in New England and finally resolved to make a Halloween masked street-performance infused heist with a water-gun filled with acid for some street-gossip circulation about insured items with smugglers-roads worry around the 21st-Century Earth (Facebook-like!)."

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: I know you've been blogging about eco-diamond know, pal.

ME: I'm Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic American eco-fighter!

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: You're an immigrant/citizen, read your record; you're IQ!
ME: Well, I just blog about eco-diamonds and only hear of those heist-rumors.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: What do you like about Boston-town, pal (eh)?

ME: Can't you guess, as a transferred/idealistic policewoman-detective, huh?

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: This town's not big enough for the two of us, Satan, ok.

ME: Hey, it's Autumn-'25, eco-capitalism has chance, and Halloween neareth.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: Facebook-like.

"It was close to Halloween, but it wasn't Halloween-Day yet in Boston-town, and as the day approached, heist-day, I'd performed my masked eco-theater right outside the bank's street, with my water-routine and balloon animal and toy-jewelry about eco-capitalism and earned a repute for being quite-cool and drew the attention of bank-teller working girl Ezzy, whom I (now!) sought to use as a 'theater-hostage' for an insurance deed that would draw some cool Interpol-eye to the gems-owner (Ion-co.) mired in world smugglers-roads for 'rogue' finance politics destroying my conception of what made Boston-town pluralism, plebian, pedestrian, and populist walls/bricks beauty-magic (for the Ego!)."

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: Eco-capitalism, Earth minerals mining by warlords, all fire.

POLICE-CHIEF: So, ensure there's no Robin Hood nonsense destroying Ion's shop!

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: I know you don't like Baron Ion, sir...but neither does Satan.

POLICE-CHIEF: I think Satan's growing on ya, Charlie (ok)...you like his art, ha.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: I'm getting antsy as Halloween neareth, sir...Selfie-like.

POLICE-CHIEF: Hey, Boston-town is all 'kid' starch (for leviathan/uncertainty).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)