Cop/Thief: Onside Boston's Linguistics {Part-3}

Idealist eco-heroics man and Robin Hood fan of old Boston-town hatches Halloween heist theater but meets romance/sleuth for Earthling kale (trilogy-fiction).

Noir heist trilogy, set in New England (Boston-town). Happy Autumn-'25 Saturday, all (thanks for reading!) 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is (therefore) cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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Amlan had prepared all week in October-'25 leading up to Halloween Day for the eco-theater transformed heist of rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' of the Ion-co. bank box using his prop water-guns to be filled with restroom-made acid and wondered more seriously (now) about the warning his only-true friend in Boston-town (New England) gave about courting the bank-teller lady (Ezzy) he sought to use as a 'mock' theater-hostage for the heist/burn/swap of Baron Ion's box that would make street-gossip of eco-activism an Earth-minerals circulations/smuggling 'ethics' Ion-co. would sooner/rather avoid for social media pre-Xmas consumerism know (Facebook-like).

BANK MANAGER: The masked eco-man/artist gave our teller-lady insurance note.

OFFICER CHARLIE: "Baron Ion sent me to make prepaid eco-photo stunt for art."

BANK MANAGER: Completed the task (with Ezzy) in about 10-mins, before you.

OFFICER CHARLIE: Before I arrived...with my suspected eco-theater ruin (damn).

BANK MANAGER: Ezzy flew to Brussels to open a waffle-dive with her boyfriend.

OFFICER CHARLIE: Wow.

BANK MANAGER: Is this Ion-co. eco-gossip knit?

OFFICER CHARLIE: Facebook-like (thanx).

Ezzy did depart to Brussels/Belgium to manage a waffle-dive for Amlan Satan, for his post-deed of Robin Hood retirement and Maid Marian romance (wow). However, Charlie, the ambitious policewoman/detective was just 10-minutes too-late to put that puzzle together to appreciate why the eco-activism minded Bostonian Satan, Slovak-Algerian idealist, had in-mind why this street-gossip generating Earth-stones circulations 'deed' drawing Interpol 'examination' for Western smugglers-roads should/could lead to married-life (for doubt!).

FRIEND: Congrats, Slovak-Algerian Belgian (ha).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx.

FRIEND: Charlie was right on-track, just 10-mins. late (ha).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx.

FRIEND: Ion's making message of Halloween eco-knit.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx.

FRIEND: Ezzy shall not know, and you're with your Maid Marian (knot).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx.

FRIEND: Facebook-like (for 'knucklebones').

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)