Town's Ether

Idealist eco-coach makes Robin Hood 'deed-hyperbole' to wrestle with bad-capitalism in North America and find romance for Earth-realm touchback.

A heist sub-cultures portrait (fiction). Thanks for reading (Happy Autumn-'25, all) 

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BANK MANAGER: The guy had a Scarecrow costume and took the teller with him.

DETECTIVE: Had an eco-claim for rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' for sport-TV?

BANK MANAGER: Claimed he was sent by Ion's rival for prepaid eco-stunt for art!

DETECTIVE: Took the teller with him?

BANK MANAGER: The teller-woman (Ezzy) is flying to Brussels/Belgium by Xmas.

DETECTIVE: Pre-Xmas consumerism (Halloween) eco-heist theater for gossip, eh?

BANK MANAGER: We're sure (now!) Baron Ion wants out of any eco-insurance IQ.

DETECTIVE: We'll keep all quiet...may be Ion's rival wanted eco-capitalism joke.

BANK MANAGER: Wow...that's ice-hockey for Toronto (Canada)...town's ether!

DETECTIVE: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

EZZY: I can not believe (or doubt) we've made it all the way to New England.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: As the 'Scarecrow' of Canada, I'm in-with Maid Marian!

EZZY: You sure those diamonds (Ion-co.) were insured?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Hey, my concern was drawing 'examination' eye to that Hell.

EZZY: Blood-diamonds stem to all kinds of 'rogue' finance these days, huh?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Not our fear anymore in New England...we're Belgian soon.

EZZY: Thanx for prepping me for the heist-day 'antics' pre-time, home-invasion.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Ha, I had to sell to ya I wasn't treating you as evil hostage.

EZZY: You looked me up and demanded I take your 'eco-capitalism' serious!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: We're in love, in New England, and seeking waffles-view now.

EZZY: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

EZZY: Yes, mother.

MOM: Belgian waffles for retirement?

EZZY: The man I've met is like Robin Hood and reads all kinds of eco-stuff, mom.

MOM: Is he dangerous?
EZZY: Mom, we're managing a waffle-dive for Euro-currency (all heroics).

MOM: Is/was he a schoolteacher, Ezzy (damn)?

EZZY: A junior-league ice-hockey coach; he was great in college, scorer.

MOM: He's a Slovak-Algerian Catholic Canadian with ties to Boston-town?

EZZY: Town's ether, mother (Facebook-like).

Amlan Satan, arguably Robin Hood reincarnated, pulled-off a 'fantastic' Halloween-Day miracle-heist to complement his eco-activism blogs, readings, and ice-hockey coaching in North America and stopped in Boston-town for an exchange/commission (for Interpol relation?) pre-flight to Brussels with darling-teller woman Ezzy (Asian-Indian) to manage a waffle-dive for happy eco-capitalism investments. Meanwhile Baron Ion shrugged off 'eye' concerning his underworld ties to smugglers-roads for bad Earth-minerals mining language(s) of Hell (wow). Was this Facebook-like (for doubt)?

Amlan had always been a fan of comics and Halloween and the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz and choreographed a rumored/insured 'blood-diamond' operation to make eco-capitalism 'things' more pronounced in North America, in a 21st-Century Selfie age of consumerism-integrity paranoia and commerce-bridge 'games' to globalism-rhetoric (e.g., 9/11 writing!).

"Blood-diamond corruption threatens 'rogue' finance and Earth-TV" (Source).

BARON ION: Was he Robin Hood or Artful Dodger?

ASSOCIATE: Who cares, lord?

BARON ION: I'm to make some ridiculous eco-investment media with an eatery.

ASSOCIATE: There's a 'fantastic' new Toronto-op for organic foods ingredients!

BARON ION: Cool (Facebook-like).

AMLAN: Asian seafood/rice for ex-teller, Ezzy.

EZZY: Thanx.

AMLAN: This is delicious, wife.

EZZY: Yes!

AMLAN: I never thought I'd leave the friction-less game of hockey, Ezzy.

EZZY: Cool.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)