The Bicycle Etc. (College)

Competing mindful bike-race Euro-game contenders of rival-schools from the States hoist a hills-line for the 'machinery' of Earthling yolk (Part 1 of 3).

A bicycle-racing (college-spirits) TV-culture portrait, for your Autumn-'25 season. Thanks for reading, 

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Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Ivy-League grad, had assembled his very-special Euro-exhibition bicycle-race force team (the Force) for a many twists/turns contest in the European hills against the captain-rival of the opposing/challenger team (the Fire). Amlan Satan considered his Fire-captain rival (Len Jorgensen) an ideal media-commentary superstition wheel for fanfare, given that he and Jorgensen graduated from differing Ivy-League schools of a certain internal-cultures rivalry stance (for doubt). Amlan was determined not simply to win the race outright but to see his team-mates make top-10 counter marks sufficient for a total-team trophy (ok). There were about 10-teams, with alumni from 10 different celebrated American schools, invited to the Euro-contest 'game' for social media culture photo (Facebook-like).

AMLAN: This is a great bicycle-etc. race for Euro-photo and American schools!

INTERVIEW: Fan of the Tour de France, Satan (eh)?

AMLAN: Force mates of mine simply want to down the Fire on position-counts.

INTERVIEW: So, if Jorgensen is #1, and you're #2, it's ok if your mates tick-mark?

AMLAN: If Force gets #2, #4, #5, and #6 in top-10, we cake the damn Fire, ha.

INTERVIEW: Jorgensen's the best, Satan (no?).

AMLAN: Force is better than Fire...our alma-mater rep is more...know.

INTERVIEW: Best of luck, for your school (and Force).

AMLAN: Cool.

JORGENSEN: My alma-mater is superior, friend.

INTERVIEW: Amlan fancies a firehose for your Fire, in top-10 ticks.

JORGENSEN: Force is a fine force, for bicycles (etc.); but I want #1, ok.

INTERVIEW: Is Satan the killing captain, Len?

JORGENSEN: Maybe...but this Euro-contest 'game' is for school sculptures, no?

INTERVIEW: Number-one is high art, not just team-win, eh?

JORGENSEN: I dunno...Force better show for our Fire-composite knit (onside).

INTERVIEW: Good (Facebook-like!).

With all blue chips in-place for this bicycle-etc. contest 'game' for alma-mater pride in the Euro-hills and social media spirit/spirits, Amlan Satan and Len Jorgensen had prepped for a fine-showing of Force/Fire dualism in what would (potentially) be a 21st-Century Earthling knit for that jellyfish-vanity catch of what made this sport/action of wheels turning on thin metal/material/machinery a superstition 'ghost-magic' of certain speed-and-control doughnuts (for storytellers). What would Amlan and the Force (ultimately) 'diagram' for doubt?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)