The Kingpin-Psyche (Echelon)

Affable but daring Catholic-American must find escape-route of great capitalist imagination on modern Earth for his damsel, waffles, and suburbia-jingle.

A world underground/diamonds 'psyche' fiction, for your Autumn-'25 Tuesday. Happy Halloween season, all (thanks so much for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., NFL) and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations/comment).

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PSYCHIATRIST: This is 'fantastic' horror, Mr. Amlan Satan (wow), even for suburbs.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This diamond-baron guy of Echelon-town wanted a card-trade!

PSYCHIATRIST: So, you go to his house and trade him a Sanders for a Tarkenton?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: His mistress was part of the trade, doc...you see, I love her.

PSYCHIATRIST: Damn, and now the bad-baron marks you as simple sports-writer.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Danica and I are fleeing out of Echelon, to Brussels (waffles).

PSYCHIATRIST: So, the bad-baron is paying you off to minimize street-gossip, ha.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: He just wanted my football trading-card; worth the knit.

PSYCHIATRIST: That's Selfie-like!

Amlan, a freelance racer and something of a diamond thief, had gotten into a bottomless-pit debt with the bad baron of Homeland-Jersey, in his Echelon-suburbia, after falling for the baron's mistress (Danica) and promised to translate his own sports-writing to feature the baron in a cyber-story about incomplete-arts of football trading-cards trades for street-gossip/prestige; and if the baron was pleased, Amlan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic American, would be spared and would be allowed to (discretely) flee fly to Brussels/Belgium with Danica to manage a retirement waffle-dive for tourists/photos (Facebook-like!).

The baron was no cool gentleman for forgiveness and demanded the football cards trade cyber-story was perfectly ideal for his streets-sportsmanship windows culture prestige/rep; and that's just what Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American promised to deliver, for the escape of trapped-Danica and for his own love of her damsel-soul (wow). HIs psychiatrist simply couldn't believe Amlan would find himself in such a 'fantastic' predicament just over sports-cards and diamonds subcultures (hmmm). Was Danica, the damsel of this 'dark' faerie-tale, Amlan Satan's Rapunzel for fiction/fear (Facebook-like)?

INVESTOR: Some waffle proposition, Satan.

AMLAN: Ha, I thought I was to be a sports cards market man and writer only!

INVESTOR: Welcome to Brussels, Satan (ok).

AMLAN: Danica and I plan to find great Rationalism for escape-from-Echelon.

INVESTOR: Facebook-like (for knucklebones).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)