The Cote d'Ivoire Soccer Jellyfish

The Cote d'Ivoire Soccer Jellyfish

A Story by Abishai100
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Capitalist-dreamer narrates why/how his Wall-St. investment 'knit' may translate into a move for chocolate, sports, and the Earthling romance of things wind.

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A soccer/investments tale, set in Cote d'Ivoire. Thanks for reading, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"I had found a cool post-investment laurel think to trek for a Cote d'Ivoire idea about money used for chocolate and consumerism magic after remembering my fond reading of the work of creative/eccentric writer Roald Dahl, who'd penned stories about capitalism superstition as well as spy-intelligence weirdness and took my '09-crash earnings from my shares of Ford-co. to make an emerging Selfie culture cleats of a place of soccer and candy linked Earthling know (for shades)."



"Well, since my Ford-investment paid off nicely, after my watched company share-value soared from $1-15/share in just one year, I flew to Cote d'Ivoire with a model toy of an eco-hybrid taxi-type machine re-presentative of mod-capitalism machinery of lifestyle linked know for shades (and superstition!)."



NAOMI: Welcome to Cote d'Ivoire, darling.
ME: Thanx, Naomi (Facebook-like).
NAOMI: I'm a fan of soccer and chocolate (too).
ME: Soccer is called 'football' here, no, love?
NAOMI: Yes, in your American Homeland, it's Super Bowl, not World Cup that's art.
ME: That's really truth; I wanna translate Ford-dough into consumerism-qualia.
NAOMI: And you need an angel, a muse, a confidante, a flight sorceress.
ME: Are you that sorceress...traveling here (too) from the States (hmmm)?
NAOMI: Hmmm...maybe (Selfie-like).
ME: Hey, I just might become the Willy-Wonka of sports-and-chocolate (here).
NAOMI: Excellence.



"Naomi/I married, and my sports treasures and chocolate hybrid store in Cote d'Ivoire (The Heart) became a tourist/residents/consumer smash (wow!). I decided my reading(s) of Roald Dahl and my fascination with conversions in capitalism 'theory' yielded an island and sun and Blue Planet cleats for all things...uniform-friendly (Facebook-like). Who said money isn't everything?"



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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Added on October 22, 2025
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