The Salesman: Town & Train

Narrated (fictional) 'claim' of a road-trip salesman of football things whose genius-theory of cyber-graphs makes for a profit-shape of Earthling/American know-good.

A football trading-cards tale for Autumn-'25 sports fanfare stuff. Thanks for reading! 

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"I found a genius cue for salesmanship thanks to my lifelong fascination with football-themed video-games in the American Homeland (wow). You see, I started taking notes on the style-of-play re-presented in football video-games for varied towns/teams and used this yearly-diorama of offense/defense diagrams to somehow 'figuratively' predict what kinds of citizens of particular towns would be drawn to purchases of particular football trading-cards, my salesman's specialty for my Selfie age of media/sports/consumerism shades of the Ego (Facebook-like!)."

READER: You want me to recount my kid's interest in Bills-gameplay on the Xbox?

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Sir, I'm a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American 'IQ' salesman!

READER: You want me to buy your new-gen Buffalo-town QB-card based on Xbox?

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Ask yourself, 'How'd I feel about my kid simulating NY?'.

READER: I guess there's some 'cool' Bills-offense strings for this particular QB-card.

MR. AMLAN SATAN (Me): Hey, Xmas-approacheth; and your kid shall like it (a lot!).

READER: Maybe you're right (Selfie-like).

READER: You want me to suddenly think Orange-State because of Madden?
ME: Customer, of potential wave, this QB-card is of one who began in Cleveland.

READER: He's a hot new-gen star, ok.

ME: I'm a salesman who appreciates why video-game reps of teams is Earth-IQ.

READER: I did well in that Madden-tourney, as you know, Mister Sales (ha).

ME: You'd want simulation of your streaks with this QB with a complement-card.

READER: For my birthday, eh?
ME: I'll gift you this 'trophy' at 75% of its laborious bazaar-brackets.

READER: Really?
ME: I'm a video-game knower.

READER: Facebook-like (for knucklebones).

"Friends, I traveled around the American Homeland with my case full of football trading-card 'trophies' and went town-to-town looking for bloggers and diners and fans and sports folk drawn to the Earthling/American 'matrix' of things of football know for the Ego (for IQ!). I simply used my knack for video-games screens intuition for the genius salesmanship that lifted my anticipated sales of 5K to a cool 7.5K (in under 1 year, ha). This was somehow some American Dream of video-games...all based on football-know shade (wow)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)