Princeton: Thief

Portrait of things of capitalism's darkness and Robin Hood like consumerism 'education-expression' for a pre-Xmas season of masked/talkative kinetophone field goals of the heart.

An inventive view of the qualia/complexity of modern capitalism controls for consumerism/consciousness. Thanks so much for reading (Happy Autumn), 

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BANK MANAGER: The guy had a Halloween costume and water-gun with HCL.

INTERVIEW: Princeton's thief.

BANK MANAGER: Burned Ion-co. box and swapped gems with glass-animals.

INTERVIEW: Princeton's thief.

BANK MANAGER: Left note, "Ion sent me for insurance-know of conflict-gems."
INTERVIEW: Princeton's thief.

BANK MANAGER: The rumored/insured gems were from Africa (secrets!).

INTERVIEW: Princeton's thief.

BANK MANAGER: Maybe Ion wanted some eco-education theater for Zale.

INTERVIEW: Princeton's thief.

"Friends, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian eco-gems (minerals mining, etc.) writer in the American Homeland and eco-scholarship 'idealist' of Princeton, found a cool reading of Ion-co. diamonds rumored to be tied to smugglers-roads and conflict-zones and made a theater Halloween image of acid-guns and glass-animal toys that seemed like Ion's (own) internal eco-insurance gossip fiction crafting for some World Bank reading of festive pre-Xmas consumerism season social media citizenry-comment for things...Super Bowl."

BARON ION: Those diamonds were to be making Super Bowl ad-feature (damn).

ASSOCIATE: All think the 'Robin Hood' man was some insider for your (own) eco-gossip!

BARON ION: That's relief...given the street-gossip for Princeton talk of water-guns (damn).

ASSOCIATE: Princeton's cops.

"Of course, Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American immigrant/citizen/idealist, thought for a long-time he was Robin Hood reincarnated; and this 'deed' for Princeton-gossip made a bank-language worth its weight in modern World Bank 'know' and Super Bowl ads-language for the Ego."

GIRLFRIEND: I almost worked at that bank as a teller (damn).

SATAN: We flee to Brussels for our waffle-venture, Paula.

GIRLFRIEND: Facebook-like?

"Amlan mailed the Ion-co. a special pre-Xmas consumerism parody avatar 'doodle' named Evil-Elf for some complex capitalism think-tank imagery for Princeton and for the American Homeland in general. After all, the agony of education concerning smugglers-items and conflict-zone gems for the integrity of consumerism and lifestyle itself was a new 'face' of evil in the Western world. Of course, Amlan and darling Paula (girlfriend) were now (busy!) coordinating their (own) earned-commissions waffle-retirement dive in Brussels/Belgium and hoped they'd marry (someday!) and have a son who'd become some Interpol-relations officer of mod-Earth 'things' of capitalism's know-zeitgeist (for leviathan/uncertainty)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)