Arles Diamonds are Forever: Water-Cat

A sharp Western (American) capitalism-fencing detective tracks a gem-thief 'artist' for mod-insurance integrity 'troubles' affecting a football kill.

A world diamonds superstitions portrait, for your Autumn-'25 Halloween-week Monday. Thanks so much for reading, 

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DETECTIVE AMLAN SATAN: We're in France (Arles) looking for a diamond-thief girl.

ARLES MERCHANT: We appreciate your presence and this 'avatar' the girl gave!

DETECTIVE AMLAN SATAN: There's talk of 'blood-diamonds' traffic from Africa now.

ARLES MERCHANT: Our outfit is high-respect and has new tie-potential to football!

DETECTIVE AMLAN SATAN: I do appreciate your store link to these sports-exhibits.

ARLES MERCHANT: That's truth, sir; American football teams now visit Europe, ok.

DETECTIVE AMLAN SATAN: More chance for gem-ads TV and black market kilns, ok.

ARLES MERCHANT: Best of fortune detecting this thief-girl in Arles, detective.

DETECTIVE AMLAN SATAN: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

Sure, the 21st-Century Blue-Planet was fraught with 'troubles' of capitalism and social media culture destabilization woes of the heart; and Detective Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Bostonian crime-solver, was in Arles (France!) to track a wily cat-like diamond-thief woman from New England who went by the mischievous alias Water-Cat and lured him to Europe for some game of chance for detection of treasures/insurance patterns disarray in a new century of smugglers and black market smiles of Hell. Amlan didn't decide of Water-Cat thought of herself as a heroine or a mischief-villainess but did know Arles was potential 'cauldron' for corruption of football-TV era gems-ads ties to black market distances demanded by a new generation of consumer-populations appreciating the 'convenience' of access to goods of integrity (for photo!).

WATER-CAT: You got my stick-figure personal Selfie avatar doodle, detective?
SATAN: Getting fond of these email exchanges, Water-Cat, I am.

WATER-CAT: Maybe I'm of Princeton, fool.

SATAN: I dunno what your 'IQ' is for diamonds/insurance, but Arles is good-art.

WATER-CAT: Very famous painter worked here, detective...you can find me.

SATAN: Hey, I just wanna watch American football teams visiting Europe for art.

WATER-CAT: More diamonds ads on TV mean more capitalism-fencing labors.

SATAN: You've added to my labors...so I care not of your 'Princeton' origin(s), girl.

WATER-CAT: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).

NEWSPAPER-EXCERPT: "According to the new intriguing work of visiting/tracking Detective Satan, Slovak-Algerian American from New England, the word-trails of diamond-insurance corruption thief 'maestro' (the Water-Cat) requires a new form of capitalism-fencing talk to represent American football teams Euro-exhibitions for TV and of course commerce-integrity cinema...for a modern library!"

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)