Bad Ophelia: Logarithm (Part 1)

Bad Ophelia: Logarithm (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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Cyber-'therapist' exchanges with a dark-minded anarchist woman in the American Homeland for castle-keratin, in a 3-part Selfie-culture 'dogma' fiction.

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Ophelia (Shakespeare) character-study adaptation story. Thanks for reading (Happy Autumn-'25, all) 
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Mr. Amlan Satan found good feedback and responses with his American Homeland cyber-counseling project following study wrap of his psychology/psyche/lifestyle 'examinations' of things of Selfie modernism sanity and social network 'kinesthesia' before an odd-duck lady decided to become his newest reader and feedback-giver and pseudo-patient for what would become his special 'dark-side' adventure into the qualia of self-moved behaviors of customs weighting (e.g., Facebook)  in a modern Earthling (American) culture of lifestyle 'linked' ethics for the Ego.



MR. SATAN: Thanx for these emails, Ophelia.
OPHELIA: I'm bad-Ophelia, doc.
MR. SATAN: To be sure, 'bad'-Ophelia, I'm not a doctor, but just schooled!
OPHELIA: You liked my stick-figure Selfie doodle ('avatar'), doc.
MR. SATAN: Go ahead and call me 'doc' if you like 'bad'-Ophelia.
OPHELIA: You're embarking now on my lifestyle immersion for Hell, doc.
MR. SATAN: As you say, 'bad'-Ophelia, I'm here to listen/learn, ok.
OPHELIA: Religious?
MR. SATAN: I'm a Slovak-Algerian Bostonian-Catholic (immigrant/citizen), semi.
OPHELIA: Semi-religious?
MR. SATAN: What's this 'Hell'-immersion we're to explore here, 'bad'-Ophelia?
OPHELIA: Concerns Selfie society choices/risk, doc...I target cop-families.
MR. SATAN: Cops, 'bad'-Ophelia (why)?
OPHELIA: I lure married cops into adultery and bloody-kill some of them (ok).
MR. SATAN: 'Bad'-Ophelia, you do understand this email 'conference' is confidential.
OPHELIA: I trust you, doc...and you needn't explore my ID or real-name/personage (ok).
MR. SATAN: Well, yes...I did like your stick-figure doodle ('avatar')...some cat-woman visage.
OPHELIA: It's my special anarchy avatar, doc...'Water-Cat' (signifies the conflict-mind!).



Mr. Amlan Satan was shocked. What was this 'bad' Ophelia exploring for her libertine 'view' of Selfie society and risk/traffic 'consciousness' linked choices of behavior and self-determination of an anarchism challenge to the modern kitchen computer Earth/America (e.g., Facebook)? She claimed she lured cops into adultery and then bloody-murdered some of them, for some anarchist message of the conflict-shape of the human mind, of its tendency to indulge in the magnified magnetism of tremors-and-troubles for anti-uniformity psycho-sociology (wow). Amlan began to wonder if his newest pseudo-patient (online) really was some kind of 'bad' Shakespearean 'terrorist' character rendition of tragedy's kiln (e.g., Ophelia, ill-fated romance-mark of the brooding and rebellious Prince Hamlet of Denmark, cursed by a family-kiln) for mod-Earthling (American) Facebook-onsides (ok).



MR. SATAN: I wonder what these (email) exchanges shall offer for revelation.
OPHELIA: Whatever, doc.
MR. SATAN: Pho-fan (Asian/noodles soup), Ophelia?
OPHELIA: Of course!
MR. SATAN: Why the cop-family, Ophelia?
OPHELIA: To slander an empire, you try 'indulgence' chopsticks.
MR. SATAN: Thus, our 'wire' continues...perhaps for Chinatown, Ophelia.
OPHELIA: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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