Legion (The Keeper): A Football Card

Narrated tale of a sports-cards collector/writer who's inquired of his 'know' by a Martian curious about (American) kilns.

A story about incomplete-distances readings to the qualia of Earthling keeps. 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to any person(s)/body and all images/references used herein therefore comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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"Friends, an eerie nihilist Martian spying on our Earth culture of 21st-Century Selfie qualia things of sports-windows and commerce-exchanges and TV-lifestyle commentary and things of inter-national competition 'IQ' contacted me by email, insisting I had become a special Western Earth (American) football sports trading-card 'prince' of things of competition and customs-flowery representation, wishing to inquire of my intuition of one of my cards, a 20th-Century Vikings QB-card trophy...perhaps for a capitalist cinema know (for the Ego)."

MARTIAN: This card featuring the Vikings-QB is of an athlete who had no Bowl.

ME: Yes, that's right, Mister Alien...Fran Tarkenton never won a Lombardi-trophy!

MARTIAN: Well, I noted through spy-beam your cyber-story about this card is art.

ME: Yes, yes, that's right, Mister Alien...the Tarkenton-card I own is (all) magic!

MARTIAN: Why such magic cleats adjective for an athlete without a trophy-image?

ME: Good read, Mister Alien...Tarkenton never won a Bowl, but he was offense-IQ.

MARTIAN: IQ, prince?

ME: Yes, that's right, Mister Alien...my Vikings-QB card is a 'trophy' (offense-kiln).

MARTIAN: So, you've become a story-man of a QB of no Bowl but (all) know (ok).

ME: You may say I've become a diplomat-messenger for things of knowing (yes!).

MARTIAN: Facebook-like (eh?)...fine, farewell (happy writing for keratin), prince.

ME: Thanx (I guess).

"Friends, I'd found a special 'rich' reading for my quite-special Vikings-QB trading-card 'trophy' image that this spying nihilist Martian who contacted me via email wished to measure for 'examination-hyperbole' of my sports-Earth Selfie modern time and age of things of customs and competition representation 'flowery' for the know-all things of American football knit(s)...for leviathan/uncertainty! Sure, Fran Tarkenton, Hall of Fame caliber QB-athlete, marshaled a fantastic Minnesota-team offense of immaculate-magic despite never winning a Super Bowl and despite reaching 3 whopping Super Bowl championships (wow). Tarkenton was simply a Vikings-QB of conference-champions level marvels. The Martian (therefore) marked me as a sports-windows/culture 'prince' of Selfie 'things' of...kinesthesia (ok)."

WAITRESS: Very-fine football card on your table, friend.
ME: Thanx...a Martian asked me about it.

WAITRESS: Ha, that's Xmas-laugh, friend (ok).

ME: I ain't lying, lady...I got myself a fancy watch to toast it.

WAITRESS: Right...even Martians like the Vikings, eh?

ME: Facebook-like (for know).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)