Town's Market

An inventive eco-idealist with 'examination-eyes' for rumored blood-diamond move in New England marks his Maid Marian 'damsel' for a Halloween theater heist worth its weight in heaven's kitchen.

Boston-town set heist subcultures portrait (fiction). Happy Autumn, all 

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Mr. Amlan Satan, junior-league hockey-coach in Boston-town, thought he would find a cool 'adjective' after being told by his fortune-teller he was Robin Hood reincarnated. He'd read some things about eco-capitalism woes of the new century and rumored/insured 'blood-diamonds' moved into Boston-town from African shores, for corruption of pre-Xmas consumerism street-talk in the Halloween season, moving him to some incomplete-arts image of street eco-theater 'linked' Halloween Day heist in a clown-mime get-up, complete with water-guns loaded with acid (Facebook-like).

EZZY (Teller): I tell you I thought he was sent by the Ion-co. itself, miss.
DETECTIVE CHARLIE: You don't think I've the knack to chase a man-thief, woman?
EZZY: I'm a female, and so are you...but I was told to cooperate for in-group art.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: What if this guy's an eco-vigilante who prepped you for this?

EZZY: Look, miss...this guy was doing eco-theater in the street; marched to me.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: Gave you note, "Ion's eco-insurance theater; escort me!"

EZZY: Showed me his water-guns and recorder and said it was a prepaid deed.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: So, you made sure all was peace/quiet inside your bank?

EZZY: I thought Baron Ion (himself) would consider this an 'eco-insurance' kiwi.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: You like kiwi-drinks; I guess this Robin Hood romanced ya.

EZZY: Boston-town's eco-pluralism, miss...best of luck with your eco-case.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: Yeah, well I'm sure Baron Ion (himself) paints him inside-guy.

EZZY: No one got hurt; eco-gossip is comedy because of this Robin Hood art-guy!

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: You're not incorrect; my duty is to weed out vigilantism now.

EZZY: I assure you, miss...I'm not in love with this Robin Hood; I'm a teller.

DETECTIVE CHARLIE: Thanx (Facebook-like!).

Amlan did prep teller-lady Ezzy pre-heist on Halloween Day and burned the Ion-co. box and swapped (rumored/insured) 'blood-diamonds' of black market corruption tied to some bad football market 'adjective' in New England; and yes, Ezzy did fall for the Robin Hood 'merry-man' for eco-theater; and yes, Baron Ion (himself) did want-out of any 'nasty' eco-gossip for Boston-town's eco-theater street-gossip for insurance/jumps in the populations 'bazaar' (e.g., Harvard-Sq. chess-players chatters of American Homeland consumerism legends). Amlan wanted to take Ezzy to Brussels/Belgium for a retirement-view of (earned?) waffles-dive and thought of her (now!)...as Maid Marian (herself!).

EZZY: How'd you fly from that (ruthless!) Detective Charlie, Robin Hood?
MR. AMLAN SATAN: Let's say I found my Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American IQ art.

EZZY: You were some kind of eco-activist in college (Dartmouth, etc.)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Maybe...don't matter...Boston-town's Xmas-gems safe (for us!).

EZZY: Detective Charlie was to destroy any Robin Hood English, Mr. Satan (damn).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: This was a Boston-town 'deed' for knives...now, we're Belgian.

EZZY: Waffles-'R-Us, Satan...for the 'kiwi' American English (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)