Merry Kind: United Kingdom

An idealist-highwayman is dared by a vampire in the UK to 'link' modern blood-water dualism 'IQ' concerning eco-capitalism 'hyperbole' for an Earthling 'knot(s)' of field goals.

IRA troubles/weight 'ethos' fiction for your Halloween/Samhain Autumn-'25 season (thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: (Post): "Concerning the 'troubles' of emergent dissidence in the UK (Northern Ireland) following the partition of mainland/Catholic Ireland in the early 20th-Century separating the cities of Dublin and Belfast, the work of citizenry in the modern Earth for populism life and inter-religious commerce in a place 'settled' by a British-Protestant majority but with a long history/record of Irish-Catholic minority-population ties to the rest of that land of Ireland viewed from the southern portion of the land is now a matter of great psychiatric 'IQ' to me, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American dentist of Bostonian life (New England) with a 'Robin Hood' double-life of blood-diamonds smugglers-roads interceptions as a masked vigilante operating ('freelance') now for the Provisional Irish Republican Army (in Belfast, UK), worried for commerce-corruption of rogue finance/exploitation black market affecting the Catholic/Protestant young men of Northern Ireland (drawn into crime!) and eroding Parliament talks of affirmative action and pluralism-consumerism 'integrity' image for Catholic/Protestant coexistence for the modern social media 'mind' of beauty/dictionaries (Facebook-like!)."

VAMPIRE: Greetings, Robin Hood man (archer/thief/idealist/blogger/vigilante)!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What the Hell are you, specter (here in the grand UK)?

VAMPIRE: I'm an immortal, a messenger of the Fountain of Youth (bloody-tales).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You mock my work here in Belfast as a diamond-thief for capitalism.

VAMPIRE: Merely intrigued by your 'beautiful' mind to rid the UK of black market vertigo!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Robin Hood just may surface, specter...but it's no concern to you.

VAMPIRE: Oh, but it is, this Halloween-'25 season of mythos-storytelling, hero-fellow.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I learned of IRA 'troubles' and was intrigued by colonial-economics.

VAMPIRE: You're a man of Dartmouth, intrigued by promises of Parliament-commerce (IQ).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: How'd you know?

VAMPIRE: I'm a telepath, a vampire, and I can sense blood-water dualism 'magic' here!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: What do you want (with me), specter?
VAMPIRE: A story (to write!).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Fountain of Youth?

VAMPIRE: Does not eco-capitalism ('blood-diamonds') concern your mind?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I use street-theater costume and water-guns filled with acid.

VAMPIRE: Enter banks under guise of mock-heist theater and stop gems-trucks with comedy.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You noticed.

VAMPIRE: Well, the work of eco-capitalism 'matter' concerns a good Fountain of Youth story.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: For me...to write...for you...and why?

VAMPIRE: Call it my Halloween-'25 season 'know-good' dictionary (for leviathan/uncertainty).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're a messenger of things of 'purgatory' agenda, vampire?

VAMPIRE: Can you take this challenge (for the Ego), hero-fellow?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Selfie-like (for doubt).

STORY_EXCERPT: "Mr. Satan, Slovak-Algerian merry-man and Robin Hood reincarnated, found himself in a pre-Xmas consumerism 'pit' in the UK of 'troubles' and Catholic-Protestant commerce lifestyle 'integrity' in the new Earth of things of eco-capitalism 'matter' for storytellers and wondered if his dark-psyche work with diamonds and Western banks invoked a special fly-angels images of masked/veiled 'IQ' of blood-vitality mythology (for vampires and mortals and thieves alike)."

Mr. Amlan Satan found himself 'swimming' in a sea-of-darkness in the Halloween-'25 season of things of eco-capitalism 'matter' after being dared by a contacted/visited vampire 'specter' (real-name: unknown) and moved to a cool state of storytelling for modern UK troubles of banks and diamonds and kinesthesia for pluralism life and inter-religious coexistence sportsmanship for fortune...and black market qualia. He thought about his boyhood-years of cheering college-athletics TV imagery in New England (in America) and why pluralism-life in a new/modern Earth invoked a 'mythos' for things of vitality and nutrition and 'negotiated' commerce games-of-linguistics (for immortality). That's why the vampire recruited him...for Robin Hood lived (Facebook-like!).

VAMPIRE: Well done, for diner-chat, Robin Hood (or...Shakespeare).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Thanx (I believe!).

VAMPIRE: Do you know why I insisted you be my writer-diplomat here?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You'd some IQ for things of mythos/storytelling (Halloween/harvest).

VAMPIRE: We vampires care for things of blood-water dualism kites (ha).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You're an anarchist...I'm merely a mythos-architect (Facebook-like).

VAMPIRE: We've discovered a (shared!) interest in new Earth kaleidoscopes, ha.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Well, I doubt you've (shared?) interest in college-football TV in Boston-town.

VAMPIRE: Maybe not...but I did/do appreciate a 'good' math yarn (for doubt!).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Farewell, vampire (BBC-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)