The Martian Who Asked A Lot

Narrated time-tell of an Earthling's exchange with a curious spying Martian inquiring about gender-links to sports/media and reflections of human 'universe' of war, peace, and chalk.

A sports metaphysics/alien vignette for your Autumn-'25. Thanks for reading, 

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"A spying Martian did contact me with insistence to know of my Earth Selfie age of things of sportsmanship-windows 'know' for a 21st-Century flowered with Euro-invitations of American football teams for exhibitions and market-hyperbole of a new age of capitalism/exchanges grids 'linked' social customs for handshakes and politics flowery for leviathan/uncertainty (Facebook-like!)."

MARTIAN: Your American culture cheers sports (athletes) for both genders.

ME: I'm an American immigrant/citizen with colors-write for all sports, alien (ha).

MARTIAN: What's this games theories of social exchanges for symbols of fitness?

ME: Men and women are different to Earthlings, but both cheer competition-arm.

MARTIAN: Many sports hoist both men and women in your American media, ok.

ME: There's softball, football, swimming, tennis, and other 'things' of coloring!

MARTIAN: Americans cheer Olympics stuff and Super Bowl TV and college-teams.

ME: That we do, alien (ha)...and for that gender difference 'know' of themes!

MARTIAN: Modern times see men and women on the battlefield (gender-talkie).

ME: That it has, alien (ha)...perchance you curious about 'midways' kilns, ok.

MARTIAN: Athletic fitness is but garden-variance on war's injuries, for contracts.

ME: Surely, and men and women hoisted for sports (media/TV) make heavens.

MARTIAN: You humans exhibit some radians of patience through revolutions, ha.

ME: Facebook-like (for doubt).

"What did the spying insect-like Martian (alien) want with me, with his secret intriguing 'examination' of my Earthling (American) sports media windows culture for modernist thinking for globalism grids securities 'consciousness' and war/peace symbols reflection for competition's arm of motion and kilns (for bias/democracy/engineering)? Was the Martian specific about my Earth-realm waters of bloody war evasion (or 'linguistics') through sports/games/TV...for politics know? What do you think (Facebook-like)?"

"I had resolved, friends, to be moved by this Martian's 'examination' of my sports windows culture and the fine-excellence of citation(s) of gender interest for athletic vitality for Earthling (American) kinesthesia of the heart! Sure, men and women were participants in both wars and sports, for news and TV, and for education and escapism. Sure, men and women cheered sports in and through times of 'troubles' (e.g., World Wars, modern political terrorism, disease). Athletes would never be soldiers with weapons, but both genders of my human race participated in war on record, and both genders embraced a 21st-Century Selfie globe-consciousness of things of (everyday) knucklebones. That's what the Martian was curious about...for me!"

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)