Venger/Jesus: Football's Class {Voice}

Venger/Jesus: Football's Class {Voice}

A Story by Abishai100
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Pensive winged-sorcerer of Venus becomes a time-traveling capitalism-analyst 'prince' on Earth to link fortune with developing media/sports 'knucklebones' for a day's worldly charm.

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A 'vanity-bread' Venger (Dungeons & Dragons) and Jesus Christ (Christian mythology) blend for your Thanksgiving-November Friday's Eve (thanks so much for reading!), 
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VENGER: You're my horse-animal friend on this lonely planet of Venus, Nightmare!
NIGHTMARE: You're a pensive winged sorcerer on this planet and need my advice.
VENGER: You propose I time-travel back to the time of Jesus of Nazareth, friend?
NIGHTMARE: Go to that time on the Blue Planet and learn about capitalism-art.
VENGER: The work of the spread of Christianity affects world-commerce class?
NIGHTMARE: It does, sorcerer; and you'll learn about 21st-Century Selfie-words.
VENGER: I'll disguise myself as a modern Earth capitalism investor 'prince' (ok).
NIGHTMARE: Use your podium for fortune-examination to talk religion-affect.
VENGER: Facebook-like (for cartoons/cinema!).



Venger, brooding lone-winged sorcerer of Planet Venus, traveled back in time to the time of Jesus of Nazareth, the founding savior of the world of Christian-bread across the Blue Planet of developing commerce bridges to globalism-rhetoric for things of art and antiterrorism-storytelling in a civilization defined by the bricks and drawings of networks/exchanges securities for language-arts (and know!).



VENGER: You're quite the working priest-mission man of things of Heaven/Hell.
JESUS: You've cast yourself as a curious merchant in this land of Jews/Romans!
VENGER: I plan to work some note-sheets of the script-intelligence of humanity.
JESUS: There's much intelligence brewing for the sinews of fortune's holes, sir.
VENGER: You've said it with great flourish of social mobility, Jesus of Heaven.
JESUS: Take-care to be distance-minded from the muscles of serpents, then.
VENGER: Thanx (self-know for field goals!).



Venger found good intuition-cleats with conversations as a time-traveling merchant in the land of Jews/Romans in the time of Jesus of Nazareth in the Blue Planet of incomplete-arts of capitalism 'ethos' intelligence and then traveled (once-again) through time and into the 21st-Century where he set-up shop as a disguised/veiled Earth-realm capitalism 'prince' investor, Mr. Amlan Satan, a Slovak-Algerian Catholic-Bostonian man of football markets savvy for antiterrorism intrigue for a 'new' Earth of 'knucklebones' cheers (for the Ego!).



MR. AMLAN SATAN (Venger): I'm tying some Nasdaq-company to Euro-knowledge!
FOOTBALL COACH: That's impressions, and Europe's been inviting our NFL-teams.
SATAN (Venger): I've noted some cool access-sanity for Euro-media for football.
COACH: You know, 'football' is actually 'soccer' in the United States, Mr. Satan, ha.
SATAN (Venger): Yes, and 'soccer' is called 'football' outside the United States, ok!
COACH: There's much flower-beds for investors in sports for antiterrorism now.
SATAN (Venger): Sure, and British Petroleum lavishes in eco-energy (solar power).
COACH: In our 21st-Century Selfie-Earth, cinema reflects fortune-muscles/fears.
SATAN (Venger): Sure, and I wonder what Jesus would say of sports-and-war!
COACH: There was much intrigue for terrorism at the Olympics (Munich '72).
SATAN (Venger): These Euro-invitations of American-NFL teams is capitalism-art.
COACH: That's why I tell my American athletes to think-clear of Earth's religion.
SATAN (Venger): That's solid class, coach...and I'll link Nasdaq to NFL video-games!
COACH: Well, you've certainly become a 'sorcerer' of cinema-fears of explosives.
SATAN (Venger): No man's doubts of vanity for gambling (ha) for the World Bank.
COACH: Good luck (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2025 Abishai100


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