Agent Satan: Cop Killer Sine (Part 1)

Agent Satan: Cop Killer Sine (Part 1)

A Story by Abishai100
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Fictional serial-killer case in the American Homeland for FBI-Agent Amlan Satan, tracking a cop-killer with census/stats/patterns wrath for hyperbole and know-things (3-parts).

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My Thanksgiving-November cop-killer omen American Homeland case/fiction/trilogy. Thanks for reading, 
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"Friends, this is a rather dark faerie-tale of incomplete-arts of crime-tracking sanity resolution concerning the 'examination' of the evil heart, which may not result any perceptible Realism worth an Earthling know-for-good. The story centers around our protagonist hero detective, FBI Agent Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American hero-type, who took the hideous case of an anonymously blogging bad-lady ('Weaver') who claimed she used her journalism connection intuition to learn of Internal-Affairs records of multi-city cop-inquiries of stations corruptions to mark the designated 'lawmen' for bloody-murder (wow). Detective Satan knew this was no joke and had to pursue this case of evil intentionality, determined to resolve (somehow) if the 'Weaver'-lady simply wanted to make some post-9/11 era American Homeland news/stories/journals 'jitters' of the heart about everyday-traffic controls 'troubles' in a 21st-Century time of lifestyle linked social kinesthesia (Facebook-like!)."



AGENT SATAN: Well, I've viewed a few tombstones of fallen cops, Mayor.
CITY MAYOR: We appreciate your ('official') trip to this given American city, friend!
AGENT SATAN: Looking into journal-questions of cops/IRS stats for citizens.
CITY MAYOR: Who'd think the Census Bureau was suddenly a temple-of-doom?
AGENT SATAN: I just need the right pattern-acumen image to nab this journalist.
CITY MAYOR: A female journalist ('Weaver') who wants evil-stats (bloody-murder)?
AGENT SATAN: She's cop-killer, standard, Mayor (damn)...but we pray (Selfie-like).
CITY MAYOR: Ha, maybe she likes Philly Cream Cheese, Agent Satan (wow).
AGENT SATAN: Maybe (thanx, God-bless).



"The Mayor of Philly had FBI Agent Satan tune into a very-special personality-psyche 'feeling' that our bad-lady of stats-mark for targeting cops across the Homeland for bloody-murder would have some mass/consumer activity pattern 'image' to nail her down to some hub as her 'consciousness'-base for evil agenda, making Philly Cream Cheese (and Philadelphia itself!) some local base of operations for her (own)...private journal. Nevertheless, Agent Satan knew Weaver wouldn't just sit-pretty in the City of Brotherly Love and seek elsewhere-darkness for her complete 'mission' of Hell and wondered about her notes about the Windy City mall-mannequins (ok). She'd already killed 10 cops, in just 3 months, since her blogs began (wow)."



MAYOR: Thanx for your arrival, Mr. Satan (ok).
AGENT SATAN: Who doesn't love this Windy-City, Mayor?
MAYOR: We were happy to gift you that NFL-QB card/trophy, Satan (ha).
AGENT SATAN: I'm looking into what journalism activity surrounds funds/cops!
MAYOR: Where to next post-Chicago, agent?
AGENT SATAN: Whatever Weaver says...I goes...I think Kansas-City, friend.
MAYOR: Best of luck (Facebook-like).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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