Mr. No: Dark Sports Class (Part 1)

A 3-part tale of incomplete-distances of wrath made by an evil warlord whose football-handicap makes for 'troubles' of knowing.

An evil-mind modern fable about contenting with terrorist-monstrosity of the know-no image/variety, for your Thanksgiving-November Thursday pre-weekend (thanks for reading), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction contains images/references with no ties to any person(s)/body and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' views/translations/criticisms).

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm an Interpol-man educated at West Point and challenge you!
MR. NO: You know nothing of me but our chat about my NFL-handicaps, prince.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: You make these wild-claims of threats to NFL-games in Europe.

MR. NO: These extractions of your (American) Super Bowl culture is Euro-vanities!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I shall work inside Interpol-ellipse to detect your Euro-marks!

MR. NO: Facebook-like?

Mr. No, a world-investor rich man of darkness and wrath, had been shunned for work as NFL-investor genius given his stark lack of know concerning the shrewdness of pro-capitalism for football markets and turned his darkened eye to make for 'troubles' in a 21st-Century of Euro-invitations of American-NFL teams for world-TV peace/commentary/rhetoric. However, Mr. Amlan Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American emigrant to Europe and now-Interpol expert for antiterrorism know, charged himself to track and detect the very-next mark of what the evil Mr. No would declare for his NFL-handicap wrath linked social media face-for-Hell (wow).

MR. AMLAN SATAN: I'm guessin' these next games for '26-NFL in Europe is No-arts.

INTERPOL: Do your best, agent friend...for No's got the bad-know of things no, ok.

MR. AMLAN SATAN: The schedule concerns Eagles, Lions, and Chiefs in Euro-'26.

INTERPOL: Perchance this dark No wants you to select the right priority, Satan!
MR. AMLAN SATAN: That's good-read, and I'm guessin' bias for Philadelphia, damn.

INTERPOL: Why the City of Brotherly Love, Mr. Satan (hmmm)?

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Eagles lost, then won a Bowl to the same 2-teams (revenge).

INTERPOL: Aha, yes, agent friend...Philly avenged Bowl loss to Patriots/Chiefs, ok!

MR. AMLAN SATAN: Wish me knits-luck (Facebook-like).

It seemed Interpol-friend Amlan Satan had the right-stuff clue to mark Philadelphia and the traveling-Eagles for Euro-media and TV in '26 to fence-off the evil agenda of the calculating Mr. No, a 'super' terrorist who sought to turn handicap into wrath, for he wasn't uneasy because he was handicapped but short because he was spying (wow). The game of know-heat had begun (Selfie-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)