Gold/Tree: Satan and the Monster (Football-TV)

Dr. Seuss stories fanfiction of college-sports, a magic-tree, and eco-knees (Part 1).

Dr. Seuss media fanfiction for your Thanksgiving-November Saturday AM. Thanks so much for reading,

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction offers no ties to the Dr. Seuss world and all images/references (e.g., Notre Dame football) used herein (therefore) comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' views/translations).

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It was for-deed past the week of the inception of the October-November-December holidays (Halloween/Thanksgiving/Xmas) in California, and Mr. Satan (Slovak-Algerian Catholic), pronounced his sheer love of a thing of a tree, quite misshapen but flowery and wonderful for bees (ha).

Now, Halloween had passed, and it was a time of TV-comment for things of college-football gold, for the Irish of Notre Dame would take-on the Pittsburgh school team about a week before...Thanksgiving. Mr. Satan, cool-cat and eco-writer of that strange tree in California, wished for his heart that his Irish-fave team of distances would down the Pittsburgh school force for instances (Facebook-like).

However, this tale is not so simple, you see, for on one Saturday in the American Homeland in that Halloween-Thanksgiving-Xmas 3-month stretch of things of college-football TV, a rather-nasty toxic-waste management messenger of the dark, took tee. This green-eyed green-colored 'leviathan' of a non-bee was snarling and fierce and made one feel the jitters of pollution and smelly tea (no!). Mr. Satan was about to argue with this green Monster about the Irish-Pittsburgh game over 3-courses, in California, by that special tree of subject, as they watched the (college-football) game on a handheld-TV (ok).

MONSTER: Look, Satan...for the Irish have a lead, for beads (damn!).
SATAN: Of course they do, monster, for this Saturday's knead for good-bleed (ok!).
MONSTER: I do think your Irish force shall succumb to Pittsburgh-school, fool (ha).
SATAN: I doubt it completely, monster, for this Saturday's weed-leave for know.
MONSTER: How do you know?
SATAN: That's how this magic tree grows...for TV (and me).
MONSTER: Maybe.
SATAN: Ha.
MONSTER: I dare-say the Irish shall lose, for they already trail 20-17 (Halftime).
SATAN: They'll rise and streak...sometime.
MONSTER: Maybe.
SATAN: Selfie.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)