Football's Quark {Alien}

When Earth space-exploration dreamers send a Slovak-Algerian to chat about a football-rivalry video on Mars, an 'isosceles' expression surfaces.

Martian/sports hybrid fear-tale for your Thanksgiving-'25 weekend. Thanks for reading, 

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NASA: This is immense-value(s) for Earthling vanities and pro-capitalism class.
SPACE-EXPLORER (Mr. Amlan Satan): I've been trained/educated/informed.

NASA: You're to hover above Mars and await contact with the communicator.

EXPLORER (Mr. Satan): I'm understanding the Martian communicating is peaceful.

NASA: That's why we've fitted a college-football recording (Irish/Lions rivalry).

EXPLORER (Mr. Satan): Ha, that's sanity, the '92 Notre Dame and Penn-St. snow!
NASA: That '92-year "Snow Bowl" is American college-competition intelligence.
EXPLORER (Mr. Satan): We're about to discover what Martians think of cleats.

NASA: Facebook-like, Mister Satan (for Heaven/Hell).

Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American trained/eager human space-explorer, was to hover around the furious Red-Planet with a diplomacy recording made by NASA of (American) college-football rivalry image, featuring an 'iconic' snow-field close-scoreline theater between two legendary-coaches of that grit-game of cleats and helmets and offense/defense 'midways' choreography for things of language and learning and light and lions. The Snow-Bowl featured a tough Notre Dame Fighting-Irish 'force' challenging an aspiring Penn-St. Nittany-Lions, and both teams boasted timeless coaching for school story (ok). Mr. Satan, Slovak-Algerian Catholic-American NASA Mars-planet explorer, was to contact the alien who sent a communication to our Blue-Planet about incomplete-arts of competition-symbolism representations of simplified ambition/know (for leviathan/uncertainty).

Friends, the Martian contacting our Blue-Planet scientists and diplomats and leaders at NASA was no kind-potato of simple college-football rivalry language play-space and wanted a more 'serious' IQ-diplomat for conference of Earthling competition-symbolism know, perhaps for a midways-politics intuition worthy of any 'brand' of inter-species stalemate hospitality construction for war/peace (ok).

MARTIAN: Mmmm, I can smell the lamb-curry you prepared on Dartmouth.

EXPLORER-SATAN: You know my vessel-name and my interiors-activity, alien?
MARTIAN: I have psychic powers, fool.

EXPLORER-SATAN: Right, ha, well, ok...I'm to converse about my recording here.

MARTIAN: Recording, Earth-man (over some shared lamb-curry/dish)?

EXPLORER-SATAN: Unlicensed to permit simple boarding, but I've a TV-image, ok.

MARTIAN: Television?

EXPLORER-SATAN: An Earth-realm schools-rivalry football (Irish versus Lions).

MARTIAN: I know your game, helmets, snow-fields, cleats, tough-touch kilns.

EXPLORER-SATAN: The two schools are coached by legends of America, alien.

MARTIAN: That's IQ, Earth-man...reflective of your lamb-dish for planet-sense.

EXPLORER-SATAN: Good, so...I'll transmit the football-video and my lamb recipe.

MARTIAN: Good (Facebook-like).

NASA: Then, Satan...you inked a crayon-doodles Centurion-art replica for IQ?

EXPLORER-SATAN: The Martian was pleased with the football-video and my food.

NASA: This Centurion-doodle by crayon for mimicry was a diplomacy-cleats, eh?
EXPLORER-SATAN: The Martian stated, "Soldiers get play-space simulation TV."

NASA: The alien inferred our Irish-Lions school-rivalry sports was war-midways?

EXPLORER-SATAN: That's my evaluation; alien said, "Humans are nice ants."

NASA: Either the Martian claims 'chalk'...or we're in for some emperor saga now.

EXPLORER-SATAN: Facebook-like (for Heaven/Hell)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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